rent seeker

A person or entity that provides little to no value while seeking to take/extract as much value from others; a burden on society as a whole.

Highly similar to a mooch or a leech, they thrive off owning something scarce that other people need; this provides a position of which negotiation is a mere formality.

Rent seekers are intrinsically "valued" more than a mooch or a leech though, prized by much of business and criminal culture for their innate ability to treat people like numbers and maximize cost to benefit ratios. For this reason, a "rent seeker" does not exclusively mean someone who literally owns property and seeks rent.

"My landlord won't fix the hot water and is upping my rent anyways! But all the other places I check out are also moldy or broken and cost even more! Goddamned rent seekers!"

by Outline2163 February 3, 2023

The Serenbe Slide

The act of an affluent white woman consuming copious amounts of wine and proceeding to send sexually suggestive messages to the social media inbox of an unsuspecting and typically uninterested potential mate.

Woooo boy! I feel bad for Sergio, Karen went a little overboard in the Costco wine aisle and an hour later she did the Serenbe Slide into his dm's!

by Serenbe Sam March 21, 2023

Eat Seeking Missile

Someone who can't stop eating, an overweight person.

You'll need to some more of those eclairs, Janet is an eat seeking missile.

by Shuaman April 15, 2023

Chill seeker

Like a thrill seeker, but instead of seeking thrills a chill seeker is someone who seeks for cool places to chill.

Dude, John showed me this abandoned quarry the other day. Smoked a bowl there. Chill af. John is such a chill seeker.

by erhensley April 15, 2023

Attention seeker

I mean... I said you would say that, didn't I? Still 7 years ahead of everyone.

Hym "It's easy to trivialize by calling me an 'attention seeker' but, really, think about it: How many people are actually doing anything even remotely close to this? Are they getting attention for it? Is this some 'optimal attention receiving strategy' I'm unaware of? And, relative to who? Who are you comparing me to? How am I any worse than your average wannabe Instagram model or actress in that regard? The difference is, you wouldn't even be asking. You would just throw your money at me, no questions asked. And, in the context of my situation, I couldn't get you to stop giving me attention if I tried. Wouldn't it be a strange thing for me to lie about? Is anything I've said untrue, or what? Are you the arbiter of who deserves attention now too? Are you trying to arbitrarily deny me attention? And as far as 'getting a big head" is concerned, do the phrases 'So, easy it isn't even fair for me to compete' or 'You're lucky I even allow you to have a country?' ring any bells? My head was already as big as it gets. You all just mistakenly affirmed all of the things I confidently asserted. It was an 'unintentional ego boost' to you. But where is this 'attention is to be denied to anyone who would seek it' thing coming from? And why isn't it being applied to YouTuber and Instagram/Onlyfans models?"

by Hym Iam April 19, 2023

Malice seeks not hollow spirits

The phrase “malice seeks not hollow spirits” implies that malicious intentions or Ill will do not target or seek out individuals who are lacking depth, substance, or genuine character. In authenticity, and a strong sense of self. The phrase suggests that individuals who lack depth or genuine qualities may be less likely to attract or become the target of negative intentions. -SpeechIncreased

“Simple men, and women may not worry for malice seeks not hollow spirits”

by Speech Increased May 28, 2023

Spice seeker

A girl (from any racial or ethnic background) who likes brown guys.

This term is to be used in a playful and confident way to highlight the passion between interracial dynamics, not to fetishise.

Friend 1: “Sarah is a spice seeker. She only dates brown guys.”
“Sounds good to me 😏”

by wisemusic July 9, 2023