Sleep fapnea

A medical condition whereas a human male doesn’t get enough air during sleeping so he involuntiarily begins to jack himself into the heavens

Helen found her husband on the edge of death, penis in hand, deep in the later stages of sleep fapnea.

by Johnny Luv1 June 7, 2018

sleep fighting

The phenomena occurrence of one engaging into hand to hand, close quarters combat during a deep sleep state. Often caused by lack of sleep, PTSD, and or lack of the consumption of cheese.

I woke up next to my wife, whom had been beaten severely. I guess I was sleep fighting again. The cops don't believe me though.

by Johnny Spencer Storm June 30, 2018

Sleep farts

When a person holds their farts in all day and their butthole stays tight until it comes time for slumber. Once fast asleep the sphyincter loosens and gas is emitted at high rate of speed for a prolonged period of time

Hey babe when you had a sleep farts last night, your ass hair blew in the wind like a vidal sassoon commercial.

by Poppy2cocky July 17, 2018

Sleep Drunk

When you're so tired you start making zero sense in conversation

A:So how was the movie?

Q:"Well excuuuuuuuuse me?!?!. I got zero termOq Ll anyway, I'll ft back later info say.".
A: What are you TALKING about? Are you sleep drunk already? It's only 12:30!
Q:itS, I dOnt evEn thiNk to do tHe stuFf !!
A:........just gotobed you pieceof shof

by Itsa Me Chui January 26, 2019

shleep

verb: to be extremely unproductive by taking a very long nap, usually waking up feeling and looking extremely disoriented

noun: a long nap

Ight, I'll talk to you later. I'm gonna shleep.

I have to finish 6 projects by Monday. First I'll take a shleep, then I'll take the L.

by testB April 3, 2020

Sleeper

It's boring. Puts you to sleep.
The term most likely derives from the twitch emote residentsleeper

"Dude, that new video game is so sleeper man. It was boring as hell ."

by Oh yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah June 20, 2020

Dick Sleeper

Two Definitions:

1. When you masterbate so much that your dick wont get hard anymore.

2. This is the name of a wrestling move in which the person squeezes the opponent until they pass out and barf.

1. Jake whacked off so much that he gave himself the Dick Sleeper.

2. Aaron gave john the Dick Sleeper and won the match.

by Jahosafat69 April 2, 2010