Postage

Relaxing and enjoying life, in the moment.

Kicking the fuck back.

"Dude, look at that guy chilling in the hammock. That's some major postage"

by Replicat January 3, 2014

post-shower

after the shower or bath.

My post-shower routine is to lay in bed with a towel on.

by wowcool May 4, 2016

poosty

a stuck-up or snobby person, usually a girl or gay guy.

Alice: Did you see Chandra and her new Gucci purse?

Alex: How could I not? She kept on shoving it in my face. Damn, that bitch is so poosty!

by rebelwithacause911 March 17, 2010

prostituent

Someone who butters up politicians with favors, cash, or both in return for political favors.

I wonder what Joe, the village prostituent, did for the mayor to make his liquor license request go through so quickly.

by CarMono July 26, 2011

flash post

a post of something on Facebook or Twitter which is quickly deleted if the person posting it does not get any "likes," or postivie comments.

I keep flash posting that picture of me in a bathing suit but when no ones says anything, i delete it again.

by von strudelburg September 23, 2013

post-sexual

1. adj. referring to a later, sexually inactive stage of life, esp. after having children.

2. adj., given to sexual fantasy with no thought of physical sexual activity.

3. n., a formerly sexually active person.

1. "I've been post-sexual ever since Dougie left for college"

2. "Dude, you are really staring at that chick.", "Yeah, I'm having a post-sexual moment."

3. Hotel clerk: "A room with one king or two queen beds?", "Two queens; we're post-sexuals."

by blackcat99 July 25, 2010

Mr Poostripes

A really smelly, runny shit. Named "Poostripes" because of his messy and diarrhoea-like qualities.

Phil: Holy shit! I just took a messy dump!
Adam: Let's call him Mr Poostripes!

by matrixbadger February 17, 2009