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POKE-NUT

the act of nutting or climaxing into a poke bowl and your partner eating it
nice poke bowl, id bet it would be better if i nut in it first and made it a poke-nut
by Totoro23 April 5, 2025
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Puss Poke

To engage in sexual intercourse using one’s penis colada and roast beef.
Woman on their first anniversary: “bae, look at this lovely painting, I would love to have this!” (wink, wink)
Man responding to woman: “How much is that painting?” (Man looks over shoulder and sees $600)
“$600, I can barely get one puss poke a month outta you! And you want a $600 painting!?!?! “
by Ab0minable May 18, 2025
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Side Poke

To violently strike or attack an individual when they’re not looking. Similar to a sucker punch.
Person 1 : “I heard ur cuzzin Marlin got beat up last night at that bonfire?”

Person 2 : “Nah bro Marlin got side poked by a couple of da boys, hey. They hit ‘em wit a 3 piece bro.”

Person 1 : “For real hey?”

Person 2 : “Yeah bro, one second your wit ur cuzzins havin a good time, next thing ya know you’re gettin side poked wit da tree piece. He was lickin boots hey.”
by anonymous April 21, 2023
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poke

Eric went 2 for 3 with a poke
by Chucksterolove May 3, 2023
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poke

To send a meaningless message to someone in order to notify them that you're waiting for an answer if they're being inactive. This used to be a feature in live messengers (i.e. WLM) before they fell out of style
1: "Yeah, looks like the meeting's been rescheduled."
2: "Ah. When is it now?"
(silence for like 30 minutes)
2: "Poke"
1: "SHIT I thought I pressed enter"
1: "It's at 2:30"
by FyterX July 25, 2023
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Donkey Poke

When you poop on somebody’s face and it’s bloody
Jake got donkey poked by Jenna
by Johnson dingleberry April 28, 2024
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Poke the Bear

The action of provoking and annoying one's father to become angry and irritated
(CHANT) "POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR"
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"Don't poke the bear!"
by funguslordlaw December 3, 2021
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