21st century pocket watch

A cell phone, especially one with no service, a low-end model, and/or one with a flip form factor.

Note, however, that this doesn't refer the pocket watches douchey steampunks wear to be cool.

Prima: Do you happen to know the hour, perchance?
Secunda: I will presently; allow me to consult my 21st century pocket watch.

by franq December 4, 2010

California Tuna Pocket

The act of eating out a girl with a vigina stuffed full of tuna.

Tommy gave a mean California Tuna Pocket to Anna yesterday at the club

by The mac sauce king July 1, 2011

Kansas City Pocket Watch

A combination sex act/pickpocket move in which you get a mark drunk enough to fist your asshole without removing his/her jewelry. Then, using muscles that have taken years to train, you steal the mark's watch/bracelet/rings. As soon as you have the desired items stowed away, you create a distraction like squirting a little liquid shit on the mark's forearm. While they rush to the bathroom to clean up, you get dressed, say that you're not feeing well, apologize and leave.

You: So, did you and that girl hookup last night?
Friend: She pulled a Kansas City Pocket Watch on me, bro!
You: No way!
Friend: Man, that was a $3500 watch and I'll miss it, but bro, that pinky ring belonged to my grandfather!

by assbucket July 31, 2013

Lithuanian Hot Pocket

A Lithuanian Hot Pocket is when you ask a Lithuanian which part of Russia Lithuania is in, and then turn around so they can shove their fist up your ass.

"Dude, I was craving some fisting action, so I had a Lithuanian Hot Pocket!"

by The Booty Train Conductor January 16, 2018

Urban Polly Pocket

A mystical creature who belongs to the streets but often graces the lucky few with her presence and company. Capable of dancing like a stripper and being the life of the party, this creature is loud and can paralyze you with her siren scream (voice). They are often small framed and resemble the figures from the old toy series, which could never actually fit in once pocket.

That little girl dancing like an urban polly pocket, is fire.

by Flip281 August 14, 2018

Wetter than an otters pocket

When shell goes down to the woods with Matthew the hunk! He gives her the look, she gets ready for the finger blasting and ends up wetter than an otters pocket!

Just one look that’s all it took lads to get her wetter than an otters pocket! Had to watch out for dog walkers but we made it happen.

by Bumblehole bridge May 28, 2021

louisiana hot pocket

For a man to take a shit in a girl's vagina.

He had himself a Louisiana hot pocket last night. *wink wink*

by Maggie Cunningham September 1, 2006