Similar to an Abe Lincoln, but directed at the eyebrow region. (To be employed specifically on those women that pluck/wax/shave all of their eyebrows off, then draw a creepy thin line back on with pencil.) While unsuspecting girl is asleep/passed out, ejaculate on her eyebrow/forehead region and sprinkle previously collected pubic hair on so that her eyebrows now resemble that of the well-known actor Abe Vigoda
"Remember that waitress with the creepy penciled-on eyebrows? I took her out, got her good and drunk and...let's just say that before I snuck out of her apartment, I gave her an Abe Vigoda."
by assbucket April 26, 2009
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A:Nah man, I heard that place was a faggot camp.
Q:You mean a gay bar?
A:Yeah man, I ain't goin' in there.
A:Nah man, I heard that place was a faggot camp.
Q:You mean a gay bar?
A:Yeah man, I ain't goin' in there.
by assbucket September 02, 2009
Get the faggot camp mug.A combination sex act/pickpocket move in which you get a mark drunk enough to fist your asshole without removing his/her jewelry. Then, using muscles that have taken years to train, you steal the mark's watch/bracelet/rings. As soon as you have the desired items stowed away, you create a distraction like squirting a little liquid shit on the mark's forearm. While they rush to the bathroom to clean up, you get dressed, say that you're not feeing well, apologize and leave.
You: So, did you and that girl hookup last night?
Friend: She pulled a Kansas City Pocket Watch on me, bro!
You: No way!
Friend: Man, that was a $3500 watch and I'll miss it, but bro, that pinky ring belonged to my grandfather!
Friend: She pulled a Kansas City Pocket Watch on me, bro!
You: No way!
Friend: Man, that was a $3500 watch and I'll miss it, but bro, that pinky ring belonged to my grandfather!
by assbucket July 31, 2013
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