Boston Pizza

A verb, meaning to tell someone they're hired, then when they show up for work or ask for their schedule, you dick them around and tell them you'll call them back later with shifts but you never do.

1. "hey, so I heard you got hired at Bluenotes, how is that going?"
"Oh, they are totally boston pizzaing me and told me they would give me a call when they have shifts for me....but it's been a whole month now"

2. "So I don't think we have an opening for that new guy we hired...."
"Oh, it's okay, we can just boston pizza him."

by Sunshiine67 November 4, 2008

homosexual pizza

term used to call someone who is obsessed with pizza and in denial about their homosexuality.

"Joe is quite the homosexual pizza."

by DreamsL0ST January 22, 2005

Pizza Boy

A pizza boy is generally the outcast in the group. Onlookers wonder what said person is doing interacting with a group of people who are obviously cooler than the pizza boy, and conclude that the only possible explanation is that said person must be delivering a pizza. An insult.
As taken from the "Mad Real World" skit on Chappelle's Show (Chad)

...John shows up at a party...
Steve: "Hey, who ordered the pizza; The pizza boy is here!"

by Nate Waxxxer August 17, 2007

Pizza man

He likes to touch u in weird places he eats ur pizza all night long he screams yolo before he rapes

a little kid like ur age 1-100

The pizza man rapes my kids

by Billy 124 June 14, 2018

fuckeroni pizza

when you cum on a pizza bread so your cum chunks look like mozzarella, your wife spreads her period blood all over the pizza and you put little pepperoni over the cum chunks. then your wife queefs on the pizza and you shove it up her pussy as you repeatedly stick your hard dick in an out of her tight pussy. get your daughter involved too

dude i had some fuckeroni pizza last night
Dude: That's fucking nasty cum shit

by fuckmeintheassandcum November 23, 2015

hot pizza

When you go to Little Ceasers and order a "Hot n' Ready" pizza. Then the guy behind the counter grabs the counter and slowly does a handstand. He then wraps his legs around your head and shits Diarrhea all over your head and face. Then when he's done serving you he kindly ask's if you want breadsticks with that

Joel: Mike what the fuck happened to you!!!!!!
Mike Pollock: I went to Little Ceasers to order a Hot Pizza and I guess the menu changed

by Mik6 April 19, 2005

Pineapple on pizza

Calm down people it’s not an abomination it’s actually quite good try it one time

Bill:have you ever tried pineapple on pizza
Jane: Ew no. Disgusting
Bill: Have you tried it
Jane: no
Bill:Sit down and eat you’ll like it I promise
Jane : you know what this stuff is good

by I like pineapple on pizza July 13, 2020