Crazy Panda

a crazy guy, who's really loved and desired, playfully childish and can make anyone smile. Loved by so many yet so insecure. The most amazing guy you will EVER meet, he's different a good listener, romantic, amazing, usually named Mikey. Amazingly attractive, phenomenal personality and a heart warming smiling. Melts your heart when he touches you, an makes your skin tingle as he kisses you. Loves to be Loved. Smells amazing and has the most sexiest smile, in the world. Beautiful eyes that glisten and soft bouncy hair. Hard to keep your hands off someone as amazing as Crazy Panda as he's wanted by so many! completely and utterly irrestistable, for being such a cute hopeless romantic. Hot inside and out.

Friend 1: i was out with a right crazy panda last night!
Friend 2: really!? omg im jealous, i heard they're romantic?
Friend 1: yeah they are.. he gave me a fake rose and told me he'd love me till the last rose dies..x

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

by LoveStoryForever March 7, 2011

Slutty Downer Panda

Laura. Or someone whom has sexual desires for pandas, or is challenged. Usually gets mocked in music.

"oi slutty downer panda"

by C-Downer_Breezy May 29, 2009

Huge Raging Panda

An almost indescribable sight to see. It is when a man's penis has been inactive and unused for quite some time and then he gets an erection in which the end result is the man's erection looks like a very, very angry panda. This sight is due to the fact that the penis has been so long out of the "game" that it has grown angry and has grown lots of hair with some discoloration due to a feeling of old age. To prevent always show attention to your penis, it has feelings too.

Whoa man put that huge raging panda away, nobody wants to see that.

by Wang,Johnson69 September 23, 2010

Smacking the Panda

A slang masturbating

Guy 1: Dude i just saw sami Smacking the panda.

Guy 2: Thats amazing.

by Gentalmensmiley June 20, 2011

Sad Panda

A sexual position involving fellatio, makeup and crying.

When she's choking on your cock and the mascara is running down her cheeks... that makes her a sad panda.

by Offensive Nomad November 7, 2020

Happy Panda

Someone living on the top floor of a panda house, or a tree. More specifically, a ponderosa tree. These people can be described as tree-hugging liberal badasses who care about the good will and fortune of pandas.

TK lives at the top of ponderosa. She's kind of liberal, but she's a happy panda.

by pandalover556 October 21, 2011

Dead Panda

A dub electro band from Long Beach California. Dead Panda got their name from a BauHaus album cover. The cover of the Mask album portrays a bear with it's eyes shut.

Dead Panda released their first album "Million Dollar Gun"
in 2005 (Copyright Dead Panda 2005).

Dead Panda was also a term used by drug smugglers in the
American southwest, usually to describe a particularly heavy package.

"Dead Panda is playing at Club Spaceland tonight!"

"I'll be back in Tucson with that dead panda by midnight."

by Saint Brendan December 11, 2006