skip plate

When an overweight individual produces fecal matter and is not able to sufficiently wipe the affected area, it leaves an unattended area of skipped fecal matter also known as 'skip plate'.

See above definition of skip plate.

by 911 and Cali August 27, 2009

Your front plate sticks out like a sore thumb

Dude, you should quit driving by my house in that blue car and parking it at the bakie shop!

Your front plate sticks out like a sore thumb. It's all red and say's omni... * * *saves on it. It your trying to be incogneeto your doing a horrible job of it. e.g. Stop calling me a liar too. You dont see me driving by your place like a nause with a cause. Boom shacka, ya loud mouth chicken shit!

by UneedAQuarter2makethatcall? May 17, 2010

Super Plate

a super plate is when you're super hungry and make all different kinds of food for yourself all on one plate

know you niggas hungry, come and get a super plate - Put On, Young Jeezy

by tamade October 18, 2008

Blue Plate Special

New Jersey replaced their old, blue license plates in 1993, but some were given the option to keep them. These drivers, called Blue Plate Specials, are characterized by their white hair, incompetent, shockingly slow driving, most often in a Dodge Aries with a vinyl top.

Fuck, I'm stuck behind another blue plate special.

by Shit Cock October 22, 2012

platypus-vagina blumpkin

The origins of this blumpkin is debated by scholars. Dr L Funkenstein of New York's Blumpkin Institute believes it had its origins with the aboriganees of Australia. While taking a squat in the creeks of Australia and being serviced by their significant other the vaginal lips became enlarged and turned blue because of the coldness of the water. This resembled the bill of the duck billed platypus. Hence the name platypus-vagina blumpkin.

Uch tat nich far platypus-vagina blumpkin.

Translation from Aboriganee: Holy shit, look at the size of that platypus-vagina blumpkin.

by Niggity Nate August 10, 2006

home plate

n. The ass of a mother/older woman, where the jeans come up to the middle of the back, revealing an odd-shaped buttform.

I don't know if she plays baseball or is just a thief, because it looks like there's a home plate in her slacks.

by Sanias March 17, 2004

Hot Plate

When a layer of saran wrap is applied over a face before a hot coil of stool is laid on top of it.

"Tammy woke up with a hot plate."

"Shut up ho, or I give you a steaming hot plate."

by Kerry "MFC" Cotton May 11, 2010