the act of being bad enough to suck one's own dick. by proving the ability to suck your own dick, people will know you're bad. a bad ass mother fucker. because you can suck your own dick. or alternatively, for someone already known for being bad, one could assume they know how to suck their own dick. first used by the great ll cool j on his 1990 album, walking with a panther.
by aludin May 18, 2007
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Usual if you have a urethral infection, Benign prostatic hyperplasia, prostate cancer.
Though prostrate cancer usually only happens when the male is older.
Usual if you have a urethral infection, Benign prostatic hyperplasia, prostate cancer.
Though prostrate cancer usually only happens when the male is older.
by john_inflammed_p3n0r August 12, 2006
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Last night I hung out with Borgnine and his friend, the home-owner. Although Borgnine is straight, I think he tried to cup my balls several times.
Wow I never would have guessed Procop was a home-owner...all he ever talks about is pussy!
Wow I never would have guessed Procop was a home-owner...all he ever talks about is pussy!
by NVA Barry April 9, 2006
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Me: She's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
Me: She's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
by aweeze April 2, 2010
Get the forcing an owl to jog at noon mug.When you go back and re-look over something you created for the glory and pride you feel in the product that you created.
What you up to dog?
Nothin man. I was looking at emails and then started re-reading what I emailed, past conversations I had.
Stop smelling your own shit, man. Do something productive like READ or GO OUTSIDE
Nothin man. I was looking at emails and then started re-reading what I emailed, past conversations I had.
Stop smelling your own shit, man. Do something productive like READ or GO OUTSIDE
by My shit don't stank July 22, 2011
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by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006
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