Oscar 

Oscar is the man with the most gentle touch, his gaze will see through your soul, his touch will revive the dead. Words upon his lips will move mountains, his breath upon this land will part oceans. Oscar has the power of the universe but only Oscar can have the most gentle touch.

Oscar you have a gentle touch.

Oscar by MrSten15 October 1, 2019

Oscar 

Oscar is a short person. A gnome, a Dwarf, a midget, whatever, but remember, he is short.

O, there’s Oscar! He is so short.

Oscar by Oscar. October 23, 2019

Oscar 

Oscar is the best friend you've always wished for. He is the most kindest guy you'll ever meet and he'll do anything for anyone, especially the ones he loves. But beware, Oscar is known as a chatterbox but knows when to shut up! He always finds ways to make people laugh and cheer, even when your down and won't give up until your happy. What can I say, he's hilarious. He loves anything alcoholic and loves to party! If you are lucky enough to meet an Oscar, DO NOT let him go! He is EXTREMELY romantic and very loyal. He'll never lie to you. He is a natural beauty!

person 1: Whos that guy over there with the orange vodka martini?

person 2: Oh that's Oscar the chatterbox, he's so funny!

Oscar by h3lla.,g00d November 24, 2019

Oscar 

An ancient word used by the nomadic tribes of Turkey for a rare type of beaver.

Have you ever seen an Oscar. They are very rare.

Oscar by Tunfisk November 25, 2019

Oscar 

Oscar is basically a 66-centimetre tall unknown species, it was discovered in 1976 by a ship while it was heading towards the land of Jamaica. No one has been able to identify what creature it is.

If someone asks you what an "Oscar" is, just say it is a 66-centimetre unknown species.

Oscar by Bolluminati December 11, 2019

Oscar 

A guy who you sometimes like and sometimes he is super boring. Sometimes he gets offended and leaves you and your friends. He loves to game and stays home a lot.

Have you seen Oscar?
No he’s probably home

Oscar by Yallabre December 14, 2019

oscar 

oscar can get VERY jealous at times he thinks he’s stoopid but actually juss lazy and fat as fuck and eats everything and he gets very excited easily when he’s teased he’s very ugly and the WORST kisser and i think he’s kinda gay but don’t wanna come out now oh and he’s the worst boyfriend ever and thinks he needs to spend money to fix it oh and he sucks and giving hickeys and teasing

oscar is the worst kisser

oscar by joemomma557 December 19, 2019