May 29

Kiss anyone you want

Hey it’s may 29 can I get an kiss

by Fudndbf May 29, 2022

May 8

Kiss ur bestie dayy

Ashton says"heyyy, guess what day it is"
Matilda says,yea i know, may 8, kiss your bestie day"
Ashton says"Ur my bestie so do u mind?"

by ZLE Stash May 4, 2021

May 21st

National fuck that boy named Jacob day. On this day, it is tradition to throw that one boy named Jacob down a flight of stairs.

Hey Jacob! It’s May 21st! Get your ass on the stairs so I can push your dumbass off

by fuckyoujacob May 9, 2020

May 31st

National kiss your crush day!
Yep shoot your shot.
I know your to scared 😱

Hey today is may 31st.
Okay and?
It’s national kiss your crush day.
Uh okay?
Your my crush.

by AbCdEfGh1.2.3.4.5 May 29, 2021

May 30

National be nice to your girlfriend day

May 30! Oh!? did you know you have to be nice to your girlfriend today?

by Tic tac yummnyhnc May 29, 2021

may 12

appreciate your fav cousin !😃

yo it’s may 12 , who yo fav cuzzo ?

by sonnyyy819 May 12, 2020

Hello Mayed!

A word created by T3 (T3 iOS), used by Barry, vi, (basically everyone), to clown Mayed. Very funny indeed.

Yo Mayed, I got ur ip cam right here. Wanna say something? Hello Mayed! btw

by Barry1601 October 13, 2020