MATERIAL GWORL

Something people say when they eat and leave no crumbs

TEACHER:Jessica YOU ATE

JESSICA:MATERIAL GWORL 😍 👌 ❤

MATERIAL GWORL I WANT CHANEL 9 BOOTS SHAWTY HIT ME UP CAUSE THEY KNOW IM THE TRUTH MATERIAL GWORL

by JIAFEISCVMMMER January 3, 2022

Mate Date

Going somewhere or doing something that would traditionally be considered a romantic or 'date-like' venue or event with someone who is a friend and you have no plans to be romantically involved with. Traditionally used to describe a female-male pairing

Tom and I had an awesome mate date, we went ice skating, went for dinner and had a stroll along the beach

by indierocknroller March 1, 2010

matter-of-fact

A way of saying something in such a way that emits a sense that you are sure of yourself.

He spoke in a very matter-of-fact tone.

by Matt the genius March 23, 2008

mathturbate

Doing math homework or writing a math portfolio (especially for IB) that is so EXCITING that you feel sexually stimulated in the process and have an orgasm once you're done.

Alan: Sorry man, I can't go see "I Am Legend" with you guys tonight because of this stupid IB HL Math Portfolio on the Koch Snowflake that I have to write...

Barzeen: Don't even bullshit me, Alan, I know you're just gonna jack off all night anyway.

Alan: Well, you're kinda right. I'm gonna mathturbate.

by aredotwice January 6, 2008

Matt Smith Syndrome

When you're watching matt smithas the eleventh doctor of Doctor Who, and you fall off your couch and your panties fall off from seeing matt smith in screen. Most often occurs because of Moffat and the scene in "closing time" where the doctor is holding stormy and telling him not to cry.

Person 1: I was so sick last night while watching Doctor Who.
Person 2: what was wrong?
Person 1: I was suffering from Matt Smith syndrome.
Person 2: you were watching "closing time" weren't you?
Person 1: yeah...

by MSDWfreaks April 14, 2013

Whats your math

What Is Your Phone Number.

Yo Shorty whats your math.

by Lavelle November 26, 2007

Matt Berry

Talented British musician,actor,comedian. Starred in many Tv programs such as The Mighty Boosh,Snuff Box,The IT crowd, Garth marenghis darkplace,AD/BC and the Peter Serafinowicz show.

Also very good looking and has an amazing voice/accent

"If i should die of smallpox stick my remains in my snuffbox"

"i'll just take that have a piss and be off"

"Matt Berry is a sexy beast!"

by charlotte wilkinson December 3, 2007