Mushroom Rage

The feeling of anger and confusion at the end of a mushroom trip

Im glad I didnt show up to your house while you are experiencing mushroom rage

by HonkyThomas October 12, 2020

Mushroom Black

When a bitch is lacking on felatio and teasing it creating a blue ball upset, you defy physics by delivering a fatal blow with thine dickhead creating a blemish to thou eye socket.

She made a critical mistake by blowing a kiss at my dick, turned her face into a baseball and hit a home run with my hard helmet head rendering her eye a mushroom black

by Trexcandopushups June 9, 2022

mushroom bunker

cutting off you or your male companions bellend above the shaft of the penis and hollowing out the area beneath to create a small pocket of storage. Further furniture or decorations can be added both inside and outside of the bunker, and magnets or a nail hinger system can be added to create better security. You can store whatever you like in the mushroom bunker. Having a mushroom bunker is a sign of high respect, due to the fact that you need a big penis to have a good mushroom bunker.

"Hey james, I want a mint"
"Sure thing friend let me grab a wondrous eclipse mint from the north-east sector of my Mushroom Bunker"

"I have a small quantity of polish miniature men living in my Mushroom Bunker

by james michael jerkoff August 6, 2020

cream of mushroom soup

When your partner lays upside down and you shoot your load into their nostrils, making a nice creamy batch of a sticky white-sauced-soup in their nose

I can’t wait to make her a bowl of cream of mushroom soup

by teddykreuger October 21, 2025

Mushroom Knocker

Term for a homosexual man

Man, Chad and Larry are a couple of real mushroom knockers...

by GoddessNix October 26, 2025

Mushroom Lesbian

A Mushroom Lesbian is simply a lesbian with a bowl cut. Any subcategory of lesbian (Dyke, Stud, Femme, Lipstick, etc) can be a Mushroom Lesbian as long as they have a bowl cut.

Person A: "Did you see Veronica's awesome new bowl cut?"
Person B: "I sure did! She's a real Mushroom Lesbian!"

by ratty-b-ratty-tingz May 9, 2020

Mushroom packing

Sexual intercourse where only the tip of the penis enter the vagina

"Don't worry baby we're just going to do some mushroom packing. You'll still be a virgin"

by Zoegrrl February 11, 2015