lancie

Walmart employee of the month

Wow lancie is such a great coworker!

by The real stuff November 10, 2020

Landyn

Landyn is nice funny and cool he will Make u laugh for sure.if u get bullied he we stick up for u with he’s brown hair brown eyes it will make it easy to fall in love with him u are very lucky

Girl 1 Omg there’s Landyn I’m going to ask him out. Girl2 no I am. Girl 2 wait for me

by Land land 16 November 19, 2020

Lancaster Scoop

The art of fishing ones own turd out of the bath whilst occupying it, then gently placing it in the toilet.

Ah ya know me Terry, didn't have time to take a shit then have a bath so I just shat in the bath and gave it the old Lancaster Scoop.

by Spartan2020 November 21, 2020

Lance

A best friend that's very trustworthy and who matches with your vibe. They're the best person that could be your friend and one who listens and understands your problems assuring you that they are there for you and they will really make your whole day better. Very independent when it comes to tasks but has to have someone to do the task with them, yk ;).
If you're reading this, remember that you're whole worth isn't defined just by words and my definition is very limited, but it doesn't mean that you aren't more beautiful both on the outside and outside, I'm thankful to be your friend hoe <3

"Hey, look it's him!"
"Who's him?"
"LANCEE!!"

by i.love.you.sm December 3, 2020

lance videos

hey mamas

lance videos: hey mamas

nick videos: hey my love

by government.doing.stuff December 7, 2020

Lancashire virus

The latest strain of covid19 coming from the United kingdom. Named after a very British sounding tea instead of corona.

Y'all have heard if coronavirus, now get ready for Lancashire virus!

by BlameTheJews1488 January 5, 2021

Lance Ballinstrong

The Olympic basketball player who gives 200 percent in every game because he only has one kidney.

She hustled you out of your left kidney didnt she Lance Ballinstrong? The news told people something different, they said you overcame so many obstacles in life that people who meet you should get on their knees start sucking your dick to show you how good a job you're doing and thank you for being such an inspiration to other people who lost at least one internal organ.

by Solid Mantis January 5, 2021