Kristna

Kristna is the name of a girl who loves Curtis. She also loves Disney Channel and things that are pink. Kristna loves flowers, glitter and long walks on the beach. She will be a poor teacher some day who has to work part time at Jamba Juice to support her 4 Curtis Jr. little boys.

Shelb: Hey, do you want to go to Kristna's house to watch that Hannah Montana marathon later?

Chris: Umm...sure!

by SmellyCat4515 February 4, 2010

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Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver

The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.

When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.

"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."

"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."

BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

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Kristina

The most least sporty person you will ever meet, she never goes out side but play a musical instrument and dose art 🖼 she also has siblings but doesn’t hang with them

Guy 1: Hey baby how you doin
Kristina: move out of my way while I listen to BTS

by ABoredGirlWithAnIphone December 4, 2018

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Krista

She is a smoking hot little cougar with a deceiving sweet girl next door look. She’s soft hearted but fierce, wicked smart, hilarious, and insatiable. Be careful, she will seduce you with her sexy curves and big, brown eyes and leave you always wanting more. But don’t give her alcohol or she will become a handful! She may end up having a threesome and will demand to be the center of attention! You will never have more fun or feel more loved than with her. She is just what you need.

Krista may say no, but if you give her some Fireball, she’ll having you fucking her against the wall in no time!

by Big Easy1970 February 4, 2019

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Kristina

Kristina is a weird bitch with crackhead levels of 749749 and the waffling skills of a fucking kitchen appliance she makes all the convos long and fun but don’t get on her bad side cuz she will spam you with memes.

Also has a dumb ass ex called josh he said GCSEs are too much stress so they broke up but she’s over him but it’s sad cuz he can’t say the same thing. She’s is an amazing person that makes you happy cuz she’s an actual real person with personality unlike other people.

Person1: omg is that Kristina

Person2: yea josh broke her heart but she a bad bitch she don’t care

Person1: true that

by Ōłívàßô October 24, 2019

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