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Pulling a Kelly Khumalo

Household kwaito star Kelly Khumalo claimed to be a virgin back in 2006. Her racy image and in your face sexuality made a mockery of the claim. So "pulling a Kelly Khumalo" means pretending to be a virgin when you're not.
She really deceived him by pulling a Kelly Khumalo until he found out she was three months pregnant.
by Miss Smacked July 24, 2012
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R. Kelly

A nasty prick who fucks females whom
are too young for him. An incog-negro who slaps down the race card when it suits him. A rich asshole who will
look the community (camera) in the eye and say: "don't believe you're lyin' eyes. Believe me!"
Most African-American professional
athletes (especially the NBA), and
Robert Kelly (pedophile
extraordinaire)
by RichieRich July 30, 2003
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r. kelly

woah! he did what...pissed on a 15 year old...what a freakin wacko...he fucked them too...was he stoned?...damn I want to be famous
i love junoir high school parking lots at 3pm the same way r. kelly does
by terminalblue.dyndns.org December 28, 2003
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nelly and kelly

nelly and kelly - dilemma.
i.e. to have a dilemma
I'm having a nelly and kelly
by ben davis May 20, 2003
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R. Kelly

A true king of R&B, but needs to stop messing with little girls. He don't nned to because he's married and has kids. A legend, but needs to stop messing with little girls.
by KYLE FROM USA December 10, 2003
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Chris Kelly

A man who takes way too many naps. Sleepy as SHIT. Takes nasty ass dumps. Loves roshe runs. Tends to eat a lot of popcorn. Favorite word is buns.
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Kit Kat Kelly

The process of unwrapping and then inserting 1-4 (depending on elasticity) of the chocolate finger treats into ones otters pocket and proceeding to encourage a dog to feast on the melting delights. Seasoned professionals may use Kit Kat chunkys. Also known as a MEC.
Kit Kat Kelly decided to treat herself to an evening in with a nice bottle of wine, a movie and sticking four chocolate fingers in her vadge while beckoning the next doors neighbours labrador over for a feast.
by blockhead80 August 7, 2012
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