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Joseph

Joseph is an amazing and beautiful character. He is kind and loving when you get to know him, but can sometimes seem too spooky if you don't.

He is a guy you can totally fall in love

with as if he has cast a spell upon you with his totally magical powers.

Halloween is when Joseph is in full bloom, being the life of the party (as ever) and serving the twists that y'all wanted day in and day out.

He sometimes doesn't know what he wants but you will always be there for him whenever he needs you. He makes you smile just at the thought of him and it makes you happy that you met him.

If only you could reverse time to when you were being a cold bitch towards him and stop any apprehension that he may have now.

You miss him whilst he is away for work and are planning to do so much exciting things with him once he returns. So many adventures that you can do together.

He is a top class witch and has somehow stolen your heart and then flown away in his broom with it.

Joseph is amazing, and you should always treasure him.
by StevieFuckingNicks August 25, 2019
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Joseph

A fat piece of shit slut whore that uses his grandmas glass banana in the fruit bowl to stick it up his ass. He also likes to have sex with his Spanish teacher names Mrs segui
I met a total Joseph today
by Amss leader September 23, 2019
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joseph sears school

a bunch of rich privileged kids go here and it’s a small school and class of 2020 is stuck up asf
those joseph sears school kids ouch
by annie rain September 26, 2019
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Joseph

The name of a man who ends up ruining your life.
Patricia: I’m sorry that person put you through all that pain, that must me a Joseph.
by AAron_pleasehelpme October 20, 2019
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A stick or twig with break if you breath on it
wow Joseph is a real twig I accidentally sneezed on him and he broke
by Alex 😝✌ October 24, 2019
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Joseph

a skinny dude with a really huge cock & will probably fuck your bitch.
Joseph has a big cock
by Jackass Jar November 1, 2019
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Joseph

He's funny, kind, BUT TOO FLIRTY OMFG. He's really fucking smart.... when he wants to be. He's social but can have awk moments with someone. He's decent looking and always tall, like WOAAHHH. Sporty, athletic teehee.

BUT he has a girlfriend who eats away at his life with his other friends. He tries to be included in his girlfriend's group, and sometimes, it's really awkward.

EVERY (well most) girl (or boy tbh) likes him because he is, as i said a huge FLIRT. But hey ho, noone's perfect hhahahahahahahah.
Its annoying hes so flirty: he doesn't even realise it....
Joseph needs to be stopped, every girl is falling for him COS HE'S A FUCKING FLIRT ARARARARARAAAHHHAHA
by yeetus feetus 101 November 24, 2019
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