The most evil American who ever lived. A spineless, appeasing, pious, preachy and catastrophically incompetent excuse for a human being whose inept micromanagement of the POTUS office wrecked the US economy, encouraged Soviet imperialism and almost single-handedly kick-started a resurgence of islamic imperialism that we are still dealing with almost three decades after he was booted out of office in a landslide. Not content with the incalculable damage he did as POTUS, this useful idiot of every form of totalitarianism went on to be the effective lapdog of islamic terrorists and communist tyrants, helping to finance the PLO, hugging Castro and revitalising the North Korean nuclear program. Of course he won a Nobel Peace Prize for all this, following in the footsteps of his beloved islamic terrorists.
Jimmy Carter was born too late to pursue his true vocation of burning witches in Salem (for their own good of course, much as it pained him to do it). Get thee behind me Jimmy Carter.
by Garth Vader October 1, 2006
Get the jimmy cartermug. v. The act of forcibly and swiftly relieving another person of his/her belongings.
v. The act of sexually assaulting someone's anus.
v. The act of sexually assaulting someone's anus.
Damn skeeter done did jimmy jacked my car stereo and my daughter's piggy bank, what a sunuvabitch.
Tyrone jimmy jacked my shitter somethin' good in the shower!
Tyrone jimmy jacked my shitter somethin' good in the shower!
by SYKO 120 July 7, 2011
Get the jimmy jackmug. "How was the movie Charles?"
"Pretty good Matt, halfway through Jennifer Aniston started blowing a banana and not going to lie but I popped a jimmy so big it knocked over my popcorn!"
"Pretty good Matt, halfway through Jennifer Aniston started blowing a banana and not going to lie but I popped a jimmy so big it knocked over my popcorn!"
by WillithanSmith January 10, 2014
Get the popped a jimmymug. by THE_MARMINAT0R November 4, 2020
Get the Jimmy Jammug. The infamous philandering televangelist who loves to bombastically brag (i.e., "swagger") about how great he is and how much money/luxury (l.e., "swag") he possesses.
Between Jimmy Swaggert and Oral "Blowjob" Robberts, it's little wonder than Christianity as a whole is seen as just a money-making mega-conglomerated conspiracy.
by QuacksO July 23, 2018
Get the Jimmy Swaggertmug. Quite possibly the least talented, least funny human being in existence. The living embodiment of "mediocrity". The personification of "cringe". 🤦 ♂️😬
As a stand-up comedian fallon was known for his mildly decent celebrity impressions — which sounded like the celebrities he was imitating, though he never made any actual "jokes" using said impressions. On saturday night live he was known for constantly breaking character and laughing in every sketch he was in (a characteristic lorne michaels seemed to adore 🙄). As a late night talk show host jimmy fallon is renowned for his poor monologue delivery, terrible jokes which illicit no laughter (unless you're a live audience member who is forced to fake laugh whenever the "applause sign" lights up), shitty interviewing skills, and forcing his celebrity guests to play asinine games as a "time filler" and as a distraction from his complete and utter lack of comedic talent.
As a stand-up comedian fallon was known for his mildly decent celebrity impressions — which sounded like the celebrities he was imitating, though he never made any actual "jokes" using said impressions. On saturday night live he was known for constantly breaking character and laughing in every sketch he was in (a characteristic lorne michaels seemed to adore 🙄). As a late night talk show host jimmy fallon is renowned for his poor monologue delivery, terrible jokes which illicit no laughter (unless you're a live audience member who is forced to fake laugh whenever the "applause sign" lights up), shitty interviewing skills, and forcing his celebrity guests to play asinine games as a "time filler" and as a distraction from his complete and utter lack of comedic talent.
by Squat Cobbler 187 January 29, 2023
Get the jimmy fallonmug. A dumb prefix that makes a word seem futuristic. Its also a reference to a show named " Jimmy Neutron boy genius ".
by Mr. TreeMan December 13, 2019
Get the Jimmy Neutronmug.