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jersey

Island, British Crown Dependency in the English Channel. Term often misused to identify a US state by Americans who are blithely unaware of the Island's existence.
New Jersey resident: I'm from Jersey.

Jersey resident: No you're not. I'm from Jersey. You're from NEW Jersey.

New Jersey resident: (confused) It's the same thing.

Jersey resident: Hasn't it occurred to you that if your state's called
New Jersey, there must also be an "old" Jersey somewhere?

New Jersey resident: Er, um...(panics, then brain suddenly implodes attempting to process this information).

Jersey resident: That's a shame. I was also going to tell him where York and Hampshire are.
by crapaud May 12, 2006
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jersey rider

rust bucket originating from jersey goo, aka salted snowey roads.
"man, that guy just bought a $30,000 evo VIII, 5 years from driving in winter is gonna make that succa a jersey rider!"
by tegasaurus July 8, 2005
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jersey scummer

a jersey scummer is a breed of people that usually originate from the new jersey area. they are characterized by an oversized fitted hat on top of dreadlocked hair and oversized skate shoes. they usually sell dirty rolls and can be easily spotted at jam festivals and other such events. its easy to tell them apart from the regular hippies because unlike them, the jersey scummer is not a nice person, they feel they are better than others and they get very mad when one does not want to purchase their dirty rolls. they usually do not go to concerts to see the bands, only to sell drugs.
'yo, this show rules, but that jersey scummer just called me a pussy because i didnt want to buy drugs from him. he smelled like poop too'
by .josh. July 23, 2008
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Jersey Breakfast

Ah Had a Jersey Breakfast and I'm ready to go
by SpayD83x September 24, 2011
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Jersey sweepstakes

When a hooker from Newark airport wipes the jizz off her face with a losing scratcher ticket
They flight went much smoother after a Jersey sweepstakes in parking garage
by Fistmyamendhola November 12, 2017
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jensen

A very sexy man, the most sexy man you will ever meet in fact. A jensen has a huge cock and is amazing with women. They’re quite possibly some of the best people and most well liked people ever. Nothing tops a jensen.
becky: omg he is such a jensen!
samantha: i know, he’s so sexy and he has such a way with women.
by anonymous December 14, 2020
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[Lyle Jensen]

a character played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt in the movie "Manic".Lyle is a teen whose sent to a physicart hospital.He beat a classmate nearly to death with a baseball bat.He befriends other teens in the hospital.
Lyle Jensen:"I promise i would never hurt you."
by torz504 October 6, 2008
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