The Jake Burnett

The act of rubbing your penis behind someone else's ear. Preferably executed from male to female, but not limited to.

Guy #1: Dude, last night was so awesome...I gave a girl The Jake Burnett!

Guy #2: Awesome, how did she like it?

Guy #1: Well...she was asleep, but it was the shit!

by Titan McFoley August 7, 2008

jake paul

A man-child who makes video-logs on his YouTube channel for the "Jake Paulers" to watch. He does stupid stuff trying to be better than his brother, Logan Paul, even if he knows that this is impossible, and the Logang is way stronger than the Jake Paulers.

Jake Paul is the scum of the earth

by Layla172013 August 11, 2017

Jake

The realest boy you ever seen

-He bought you some late 2000s and early 2010s albums
-He has Hispanic accent
-He really think he is in Miami
-He listening to electro-pop music
-He is the king of rhythm

My Japanese cousin: Bruh, look at this dude right here
Me: Yea, that’s Jake

by LilSammie96 January 21, 2021

Jake

A high pedo bear, he is also quite tired looking ALL THE TIME. He enjoys the simple things in life like sex.

jake was walking in the forest blazing it up and he saw a girl(about 11)...we wont go there...sex

by cocksnstuff December 31, 2010

jake

An old fashioned way of sayig "i'm alright"

"-How'sm it going?"
-"i'm jake"

by Ransom August 15, 2006

Jake Paul

A horrible YouTuber who lives in the city of England

Jake Paul- Engalnd is my city

The entire internet- Lol this dood

by DankMaymer November 25, 2017

jake

has sort attention span but can be nice, shows no tolerance to gingers

Dont turn into a jake!

by huskergod December 14, 2010