Idiot Wisdom 

Advice which sounds wise on the surface but loses all credibility upon further examination (usually from a lack of real-world applications). It's when idiots try to give advice which sounds wise.

"Don't give up. Anything is possible."
"That's idiot wisdom; if anything were possible, it'd be possible for something to be impossible."
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"Get rid of all the negative people in your life to be successful."
"That's more idiot wisdom. Doing that creates an echo chamber around you with no knowledge of the rest of the suffering world around you."

Idiot Wisdom by JMC43 December 4, 2017

idiot moron

a person that is quite stupid in a very gay way

Hey Mikey, you’re being an idiot moron today

idiot moron by Lmaobixch October 19, 2019

Idiot on a stick 

Someone so dumb u can’t stand even being around then

You are so dumb you are actually a idiot on a stick get away from me

Idiot on a stick by Nsacccccxcc December 5, 2019

Idiot Fever 

1. Having the desire to shop for something that you can’t afford or not ready to purchase. Usually a large ticket item.

2. Purchasing something that you should have never purchased.

1. Wow!! I can’t believe they asked me to show them that house, they just lost their jobs. Fuck man, they must have Idiot Fever.

2. I can’t believe I bought that watch for $4000. I must have had Idiot Fever.

Idiot Fever by CheTaylor September 7, 2020

idiot math 

The calculus that goes on in the mind of an idiot that leads them to make bad decisions.

P1: "Wait, what possible reason could he have had to punch that cop? There's no possible permutation stemming from that that doesn't get him arrested, or possibly worse."
P2: "You're just not doing the idiot math here. Put yourself into the mindset of a 12th century peasant and you'll understand why he made the choice he did."
P1: "I still don't understand."
P2: "If he defeats the cop, then that guy can't tell him what to do anymore. He wins in his own mind, and that's all that's important."
P1: "Oh ok, I think I understand idiot math now."

idiot math by Dan00001111 January 9, 2021

idiot sandwich 

a term used to further annunciate the idiocy of a person while holding the persons face between two pieces of wonder bread

gordon ramsey: “what are you!”
poor chef contestant: “an idiot sandwich”

idiot sandwich by carpetlover164 October 11, 2021

Idiot-salad Sandwich 

A spinoff of chef Gordon Ramsey’s world favorite ‘idiot sandwich’ that has additional nutritional value thanks to the salad part.

CANNIBAL in a remote location: Hey look over there at those two Crackers! They’d sure make a good idiot-salad sandwich with some Leafy greens!

Idiot-salad Sandwich by AlsoTwenty2 February 4, 2022