hookermelons

An exclamation used when exhausted or impatient.

God, this is so boring! Argh! Hookermelons so hard!

by pontowini July 11, 2010

hooker good

adj. So good, you will eventually sell your body to obtain more

"That gum is hooker good!"

by Professor Steven March 19, 2012

hoojer

A nerd with poor grammar that plays dungeons and dragons and way too many video games.

Kenny is a real hoojer. He should probably get a life in the real world.

by violetviola January 29, 2014

Holler-Swaller

A big orgasmic suck off of hillbilly giz complete with sticks dirt ball grease pubes left over pussy remnants from his sister and enough inbred sperm cells to impregnate a small nation with an army of wrong turn children.

My ole' lady took a holler-swaller ; up on the mountain last night.

by Lynzetta304 January 16, 2020

head holler

someone that will give head. something like a booty call

im looking for another head holler

by simplyshea July 27, 2006

celebrity hooker

A celebrity hooker is a drink. It consists of equal parts champagne and Diet Coke and a cherry.

Look at Bill Murray, he is drinking a celebrity hooker.

by hotluvin35 November 8, 2009

Salvadoran Hollering Pigs Syndrome

The syndrome is in swine and causes great pain to the animal in which a parasite in the pig’s stomach eats it’s stomach lining. This causes the infected to let out a ‘holler’ that is loud and can last for a few minutes or hours. The parasite eats the stomach until stomach acid spills out onto the rest of the organs, tearing through them and killing the swine.

My pig has Salvadoran hollering pigs syndrome. I’m going to have to put her down before it causes her even more pain.

by SootGremlin September 1, 2019