hampered

Getting so drunk that you piss into your hamper then somehow manage to pass out in the piss covered laundry.

Man, I got hampered last night.

Jamie: hey mike, we need to talk. Mr. Boston's Rum should be banned. Every night we drink that shit I wake up with Polaroids of us at Marty's Mexican Joint hampered

Mike: yea. Hahahahahahaha

Jamie: dude! Seriously!! No!! The donkey show is one thing, but getting banged out like a virgin rag doll by Sheila shemale is another! They know me by name at the clinic now.

Mike: yea... I just thought you were into by now

by [Black] July 3, 2014

Hamper

A place to stick dirty laundry.

Billy go put away your clothes into your hamper

by Accuracy is A Lie June 7, 2018

Hooper

the last name of a racist ginger who whips slaves in her classroom

Ms Hooper whipped the student who snitched on her tic tac toe assignment

by Andrew Weiner March 11, 2019

Crotch Hopper

A crotch hopper is a person, usually a woman, who is very promiscuous. She loves to hop from one crotch to another. A crotch hopper is similar to a crotch cricket except when a crotch hopper rubs her legs together, you can tell how many crotches she's hopped.

Dave: Dude, Daisy is such a crotch hopper!
Mike: You ain't shittin. Wait, she's rubbing her legs together!
Dave: Let me calculate this...thats two, carry the one, plus five. Damn dude, she's slept with 1200 guys.
Daisy: *cricket*

by Baxton January 3, 2006

Beef Hopper

A person's mouth or pie hole.

Hey missy! Shut yer beef hopper!

by the Hogspanker April 20, 2006

floor hopper

An individual, usually in a multi-floor office building, who is so ashamed of the smell of his or her own poop that they will not crap in the restroom on their floor, but instead, take the elevator or stairs up or down to crap in a more inconspicuous location where they will not be noticed or recognized.

Dude, Jim's shit is so rank he goes to the fifth floor restroom.
He is such a floor hopper.

by fro12 April 23, 2006

Fake Hooper

A person who claims to play basketball but knows they do not truly play the sport. Also claims to be a "D1 Dreamer" or a "D1 Bound" player.

Person 1: Look he posted another basketball pic
Person 2: Chill he a fake hooper

by @jthebucket August 21, 2016