"My neighbor's chihuahua bothered me, so when they were on vacation I absconded with it, anesthesized it, removed the offending throat organ, and bribed the housesitter to keep her mouth shut. Now it is dumber than a bag of hammers and my neighbors are slightly puzzled."
by UDPseudonym001 May 3, 2020
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A bad ass Jewish person. Like the Jewish version of Shaft. Can be seen wearing some Jewish bling. He comes to do some good, help his brothers in the chhood (must add flem noise to beginning). Has the ability to nag someone to death.
Watch out for the Hebrew Hammer!!!
by anonymus92 September 29, 2009
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Example 1
Asshole: Yo check out this cool vid called 3 guys 1 hammer *sends link*
Person: I'll take a look
Asshole: lolololol
Person: HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!??!? *pokes eyes out, pours magma in eye sockets, and rinses them out with hydrochloric acid*
Asshole: Yo check out this cool vid called 3 guys 1 hammer *sends link*
Person: I'll take a look
Asshole: lolololol
Person: HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!??!? *pokes eyes out, pours magma in eye sockets, and rinses them out with hydrochloric acid*
by adfdsafdsafsdafdssfad January 27, 2010
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Get the hammerhead mug.The state at which men try to develop superhero senses to hear, smell, feel, see, and possibly taste someone coming anywhere near five feet of the bedroom or bathroom door when masturbating.
Man, i totally went superhero hammerjack mode yesterday, my mom almost caught me bumpin the monkey!!!
by Albusdumbledore July 19, 2011
Get the Superhero hammerjack mode mug.The act where two or more men either accidentaly or intentionally smash or hit their penis'(Hammer) together. The act could be taken as sexual or accidental.
"Hey big boy, wanna come over and play some hammer smash?"
"Bob and I were in the locker room shower when he passed by me and we accidentally played hammer smash!"
"Bob and I were in the locker room shower when he passed by me and we accidentally played hammer smash!"
by Heninator December 19, 2006
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