I've got diarrhea

The gay version of "It's that time of the month" to get out of having sex.

Gay 1: Cmon baby, let me slip it in your shit pit
Gay 2: Not tonight, I've got diarrhea

by Kompress0r June 14, 2021

You got duped

Your pride and dignity just exploded like a teeny kitten

Mum just went to get some yogurt but found out that someone had duped her by emptying the container during the night. "You got duped!"

by Snorungarna March 17, 2020

She's got eyes

This term is used when a girl has a boyfriend but is obviously checking out and flirting with other guys

I saw Stacy walking around with her man today, she's got eyes

by CrazyDavy December 1, 2021

dont gots a clue

to not have a clue.
to have no idea.
to be lacking knowledge in said subject

Scott: Yo dude, did you see that swamp-slinger? He was wearing stripes with plaids. He dont gots a clue!

by Christopher Morris April 17, 2008

Oh My Gots

A term only used by peak/chad people.

Hanna: My car exploded

Chad: OH MY GOTS!

by Booty Hanma September 3, 2022

got them drawls

you got some pussy

Man, remember that girl at the bar last night? I got them drawls.

by TMonee123 February 10, 2018

Who we got

An icebreaker. A phrase questioning the presence of active individuals in any given situation and/or conversation. It can be used to verbally examine "who" is AT a specific place, state of mind, or if they ARE there. It is essential for one to understand that "who" is not a single person, but is more or less, referred to as a specific group of people that are often considered to be a whole. It can be used when someone knocks on your front door, or simply when there is an unexplained radio silence between you and your friends via text message or WhatsApp. The primary use in a group text message chat is to stimulate conversation. You can always count on "Who we got?" to bring you the answers in any state of social confusion.

*Knock Knock*
Philip: "Oh, who we got!"
Harrison: That is my friend Benjamin, I was expecting him.

**Group text message**
Steve: "That was a funny joke David!" (posted over two hours ago)
Steve: "Who we got?" (posted a minute ago)
Jake: We have a number of people!" (posted 2 minutes ago)
Alex: "I'm here!" (posted 2 minutes ago)
David: "Me too!" (posted 3 minutes ago)

by Tevin Kadescor May 19, 2013