I've got diarrhea

The gay version of "It's that time of the month" to get out of having sex.

Gay 1: Cmon baby, let me slip it in your shit pit
Gay 2: Not tonight, I've got diarrhea

by Kompress0r June 14, 2021

Bro got Oswalded

Made famous by the Russian badger and the jfk assassination, the word "he got oswalded" refers to seeing someone's back of his/hers head get blown off, typically with a sniper rifle on a very high building.

Guy 1: hi Jim did you see the assassination?
Jim: yeah, bro got oswalded.
Both precede to laugh

by Guy with minecraft March 27, 2023

She's got eyes

This term is used when a girl has a boyfriend but is obviously checking out and flirting with other guys

I saw Stacy walking around with her man today, she's got eyes

by CrazyDavy December 1, 2021

Oh My Gots

A term only used by peak/chad people.

Hanna: My car exploded

Chad: OH MY GOTS!

by Booty Hanma September 3, 2022

You got duped

Your pride and dignity just exploded like a teeny kitten

Mum just went to get some yogurt but found out that someone had duped her by emptying the container during the night. "You got duped!"

by Snorungarna March 17, 2020

got them drawls

you got some pussy

Man, remember that girl at the bar last night? I got them drawls.

by TMonee123 February 10, 2018

got it all going on

someone who you think is awesome, ultra cool or hip, beautiful, special, but just in your eyes or opinion

He's got it all going on because he knew everyone, was dressed to kill and was fully connected.

by AnitaT October 20, 2007