Fucktard 

Fucktard (theater):
1. Anyone who is eating, talking, leaving to use the bathroom (or just leaving in general), or being an all-around douche during a theater performance.

2. Another word used to describe someone who is disrespectful.

3. The word "fuck" combined with the word "retard".

The guy in front of us is eating and talking really loudly while this play is going on. What a fucktard.

Fucktard by cannibalcake August 27, 2009

fucktard 

(noun) A contraction of fuck and retard.

Used for those extra special moments when calling someone a fucking retard just isn't quite enough.

Learn how to drive, you idiot fucktard!

fucktard by K27 September 15, 2009

fucktard 

The type of person that sends you chain email concerning new years a month or several months into the year.

"Dude, this guy just sent me a new years chain email...and it's February. What a fucktard!"

fucktard by Penguinstalker. February 5, 2010

Fucktard 

a compound word describing really Fucking Retarded people.

I had to tell the FUCKTARD three times.

Fucktard by Bill0249 February 8, 2010

Fucktard 

a person who is a fucking retard.

1. MOM!...jerry peed the bed, he is such a fucktard!

2.carlos caught the kitchen on fire again... he is a real fucktard.

3. why are you reading this you fucktard?

Fucktard by not from your world. February 10, 2010

Fucktard 

A really thick person, who could be described as both a retard and a fucker.
Generally used with distain

Conrad: yo bitch
Dan: SHUT UP FUCKTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucktard by amilegend February 24, 2010

FuckTard 

a person that's kinda slow....but still really awesome. some people think calling someone a fucktard is a bad thing, but it obviously isn't.

when performing an act of fucktardness (s)he will be notified by a simple....ur such a fucktard.

it generally means: ur such a weirdo, but I love ya ^_^

calling someone a RE-tard means they are more than TARDED. they're REEEE-tarded. calling someone a retard is not nice. yet a fucktard should be considered one of the greatest compliments one can receive.

out of all people Kirsty JJ is by faaarrr my favorite fucktard.

I do not love Lady Gaga. shes a RETARD not a fucktard.

FuckTard by FuckTardFan February 28, 2010