Flashbanged

Getting unexpectedly blinded by something bright such as a flashlight

I just got Flashbanged by that lamp, becareful

by JurassicEels May 20, 2018

Gorilla Flashdance

A commonly held, go-to sexual fantasy not admitted to by many.

Once I conjure up my Gorilla Flashdance fantasy, I’m hitting ecstasy in a matter of seconds!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

falshartto

The term falshartto, or falsharto, is most often used in the context of flatus to refer to a type of audible ass rippers beyond the normal audible range or modal voice. The falshartto voice—with its characteristic breathy flute-like sound relatively free of overtones—is more limited than its modal counterpart in both dynamic vibration and tone quality. Often, a falshartto may lead to a shart or shart dart. A falshartto commonly precedes a shartgasm.

I ripped a textbook 20 second falshartto in English class today.

by Jerry Paper June 11, 2016

Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast

The Old-Fashoined Country Breakfast is a southern tradition: an alcoholic drink consisting of orange juice and whiskey. If you're a seven year-old looking to be inebriated by mid-day, Sunny D is a good substitute as well. Although for centuries it was just called "Uncle Jasper's off-limits O.J.", it was officially re-named Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast by the drink's main consumers, Nashville rockers The Daily Howl.

"Man, this Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast got me drunk as shit! I think I'mma take a nap before lunch!"

"You wanna go to Cracker Barrel and get an old-fashioned country breakfast?"

"No thanks, I got plenty in this here glass!"

by WhiteGuilt October 30, 2012

savik's law of perversity in fashion

those who should wear sexy stuff don't when those who should never wear sexy stuff almost always do.

For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.

Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.

*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.

by james savik November 16, 2018

Flashed

To expose one's private body parts to the public

I got flashed by some guy on my way to office.

by officedawg October 10, 2010

good old-fashioned buttsex

Good, clean, all-American anal fun!

Come to my place. We can eat Cheetos while having some good old-fashioned buttsex!

by DudeManBro January 22, 2015