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Clingy Ex-Girlfriend

An insufferable bitch who won't leave her ex, who lives on the other side of the world, that she broke up with. Alone because she has no friends or family and, maybe, just maybe, the reason she has no friends is because all she ever fucking does is cry, complain about how lonely she is and say she's gonna kill herself is the reason no one wants to fucking talk to her. She takes advantage of her ex's kindness, and won't respect the fact that he's in a new, happier, and healthier relationship. it's like the only thoughts that are ever on her mind are "oh poor me, my life is so hard, wah wah wah". Grow tf up, if you're gonnna kill yourself at least have a good reason for it. Stop your self pity and look in the fucking mirror and then maybe you'll see the problem with your life
"My boyfriend's ex won't leave him alone"
"Sounds like she's a clingy ex-girlfriend"
by Paewj2 November 17, 2022
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kissing ex day

National kissing ex day it’s a day that you can kiss your ex even if he or she is not single
U still like your ex kiss him or her if she or he is mad just say it’s a national kissing ex day
by Kirikou pti April 12, 2018
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text-exed

v., past tense, to have been dumped by your significant other via a text message. Also, text-exing, text-exer.
I got text-exed last night. My girlfriend found that stripper's phone number in my jeans and sent me a text that we were done...
by pm1960 May 26, 2010
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Ex adderall

(n) When someone becoming your ex solves your hyperactivity
"You have become much more manageable since Brendan became your ex adderall."
by Ozkitcat November 27, 2021
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Crazy ex girlfriend

Someone you wish to get away from. Perhaps leave the country and start a new life.

Would ruin your relationship becuase she’s so desperate and sad
“Yo, that Victoria Gian bitch is a crazy ex girlfriend. She’s a skank and a homewrecker. A hypocritical desperate loser that makes me wanna flee the country”
by The girlfiend April 24, 2024
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Fin-ASS Ex-ASS

Another word to desribe Finals and/or Final Exams since they can be a nightmare for students in High School and College.
1. Friend 1: Hey, let's go and see Dune tonight!

Friend 2: Well, I can't tonight because I have to study for my Fin-Ass Ex-Ass for my Calculus Class next week.

Friend 1: Okay.
2. Student 1: Hey, we have Fin-Ass-es so we are pretty much dead next week since there are too many of them for our classes.

Student 2: I know right! We're pretty much screwed by then.
by ariaofsorrow120 December 9, 2021
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ex

"carpet tiles offered at a special price, ex stock"
by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024
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