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Billy-Eyed

to become horribly cross-eyed ergo you cannot comprehend what is going on.
"That movie was so bad it made me billy-eyed!"

"I don't know what they were saying, it was all billy-eyed"

"That chick was so fine I got all billy-eyed and didn't get a date"

"$15 for a beer? That place is billy-eyed"
by not another pseudonym February 14, 2012
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Cock eyed chihuahua

When you take home a drunk mexican prostitute, and engage in a night of debauchery.
Me: Hey, amigo, I just had the best night of my life.
You: Oh yeah, with who?
Me: I don't know man, just some cock eyed chihuahua.
by Lordvaldren April 8, 2025
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one-eyed rubeye

A drunken bitch that’s seeing double while driving and covering one eye. Known famously among her college peers.

A blonde haired crazy woman that flies down country roads with one hand on the wheel.
Don’t let One-Eyed Rubeye drive you home, unless you want a wild ride.
by Kearp420 July 26, 2019
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Black Eyed P.

It's what happens to a woman who just got out of a rough relationship, and has a black eye that still needs healing, and she happens to run into R. Kelly, who takes her to his place for endless golden streams of sophisticated Champagne, gently grazing over her bruised eye socket.
Don't worry about a little Black Eyed P. baby, its me, the Peed Pipe-her of R&B
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fanny eyed

It's the opposite to 'Cock Eyed' (when your eyes look together). Fanny Eyed is when your eyes look away from each other.
I jealous of people that can go cock eyed, I can only do fanny eyed.
by Stevie,itsagirlsnametoo June 18, 2018
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brown eyed waterfall

When you pour a beer down a chicks asshole while your underneath her drinking it.
I was at the bunny ranch and got a brown eyed waterfall with my nightly special.
by Linderdizzle February 29, 2020
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Ei

Ei, my husband. <3 ily

You try your best and i know it. You crack jokes a lot.
Ur dad is bald tho #notadilf 😕
Person 1: WOAH! ITS EI!!!

Person 2: OMG UR RIGHT! EI IS SO SWAG.

Person 3: YEAH THEY ARE!
by Sock285 July 20, 2021
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