lifestyle emergency

an unforeseen combination of financial circumstances or the resulting state that calls for immediate action so that one's lifestyle or way of living isn't impacted in a negative fashion by a decrease in disposable income

My financial advisor needs to work harder so that I don't have a lifestyle emergency.

by spearl April 12, 2023

song emergency

A sudden unforeseen composition that calls for immediate action from an artist or band. A musical state of crisis triggered when a composer plays a hit song or demo for the first time and the listener is blown away. A crescent-fresh jam resulting in an urgent need for people to hear it as soon as possible.

“Now that’s a jam! We better call someone. This is a song emergency!”

“I’ve heard some of your other songs but ‘Ladybug’ is a Song Emergency. That groove blew me away. Forget the album. Drop the single..”

by anonymous June 3, 2023

Master Emerald

A Magical Gemstone guarded by Knuckles the Echidna that gives people Super Forms/Super States/Super Shields when used. Can be used to control the Chaos and Super Emeralds. However, Knuckles never uses it's power as it's his job to protect it. Not use it. It also keeps Angel Island in the sky.

Knuckles: I'm gonna go to Angel Island to check if the Master Emerald hasn't been stolen by Rouge, Eggman, or anyone else.

by MDawg1491 July 2, 2023

Chaos Emerald

A sparkly... gem thing.....

"You mean the Chaos Emerald?"

by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023

Super Emeralds

When the Chaos Emeralds weren't enough.

Super Emeralds are too OP, plz nerf

by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023

helmeted elmer

A young child of either sex of the elementary school age who isn't fully retarded but still slightly slow that drinks way to much of their bottle of Elmer's school glue

The neighbors Helmeted Elmer boy clearly is drinking to much of his school glue, how else do you explain how slow he is when mom and dad are so smart

by frogqweef July 16, 2024

jort emergency

when you need to immediately on the go turn your pants into a pair of jorts.

john: my pants are inside out
rick: looks like a jort emergency!

by t5q34ergresg August 14, 2024