Divorce diet

The unintended weight loss that occurs from going through a divorce. Possibly nature's way of removing 15 years of being a sloth to get you ready for dating again. Don't throw the old clothes out yet; all lost weight comes back once settled down after the rebound relationship.

Holy shit, Monica is looking hot! She must be hitting the gym after Todd left her.

Nah, she's on the divorce diet. Enjoy the view before she gets remarried.

by Grant Rampus July 28, 2016

Sailor's Diet

Consuming large quantities of male ejaculate on a consistent basis.

I hear Carolyn switched over to the Sailor's Diet when she entered college.

by Theoic September 26, 2010

DietDr.RootCoke-A-Dew

It is the soft drink containing Diet(w/e), Dr. Pepper, Root Beer, Coke, and Mountain Dew.

Go up to a soda selection and just get everything there is, or go order a DietDr.RootCoke-A-Dew.

by Lime_Fanel October 17, 2008

Gitmo Diet

Starving yourself as a protest. And estimated 540 detainees at Guantanimo Bay starved themselves in protest of the way they have been treated - but Donald Rumsefeld is rejecting the news, and calling what the prisinors are doing a "diet".

"(T)here are a number of people who go on a diet where they don't eat for a period and then go off of it at some point, and then they rotate and other people do that," said Rumsfeld.

Wow, you're wasting away! Have you been on the Gitmo Diet or something?

by Daniel79 November 3, 2005

ROLLER DIET

When you suddenly lose all the male (or female ) company in your life and decide to gain like 200 pounds by sitting in your living room eating protien bars and looking at your year book

Wow did you see Kimi she went roller dieting

by YoMADA August 17, 2007

dieter

An epileptic nazi ostrich who wears a microphone.

So did you hear dieter's exam average was below 30%? Goddamn!

by MechE/AES May 2, 2006

Krispy Kreme Diet

A feeble attempt at a prayer of a diet.

Joanna- "I'm so fat"

April- "To be honest, you really are fat"

Joanna- "I read about the Krispy Kreme Diet in the funnies yesterday, maybe it works"

April- "Ooooo, tastey and inginious!"

(4 weeks later, after a diet of 3 Krispy Kreme donuts daily)

Joanna- "I think this diet is working! My scale says ERR, which i think stands for something good"

(Joanna's brother David overhears the conversation)

David- "No, it means error because you're so fat the scale can't handle the load upon it"

Joanna- "You're just mad because i ate your box of twinkies"

David- "Wow, that makes you even fatter, fatty."

by The_Buddy January 26, 2010