Cook is hard bite

When the crap has hit the fan or something unfortunate has happened.

Knockers Jane crashed her convertible last week. Cook is hard bite, eh.

by SilentScone October 21, 2019

Cooked

A way of describing a scenario, person or object in an extremely negative way.

Boy #1: Yo Sam your map is so cooked
Boy #2: Yeah its totally broken

That object is cooked

by MattyJ13 April 27, 2020

Cooked Yogurt Ass Finger

A man who was sober and ate cooked yogurt out of a microwave, and got a finger shoved up his ass. CYAF’s are very rare to find. There’s at least one Cooked Yogurt Ass Finger in this world.

WOAH do you see that cooked yogurt ass finger over there, he cooked yogurt and shoved big finger up ass! woah! - jesus 2k20

by jeff roller October 7, 2020

Cookbook 2.0

Buy Greg doucette's fricking cook book

Greg: "buy my fricking cookbook 2.0"

George: "Will I get only the best recipes?"

Greg: "you sure will"

by AgentLibra June 23, 2021

Clooky

A girl that is physically cute and has a cute personality

Yh, she is really clooky

by Abacuses January 10, 2022

Cooked cunt

Either a junkie or a pill popper who acts in a mentally deranged way. Can also refer to someone not necessarily on drugs who is mentally deranged.

I just got jumped by some cooked cunt who wanted money for meth.

Did you see that cooked cunt yelling at everyone about Chemtrails the other day?

by Pax1741 January 1, 2022

cooked chook

someone who is cooked off their head on drugs.

look at this cooked chook

by Levelz31 July 7, 2023