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apple crumble cunt

1.) an idiot;2.) someone you don't like, a slang word you a garbage person.
Jered: Have you seen that idiot Michel today?
Cullen: Yeah, I don't like him, he's a apple crumble cunt
by Your pseudonym BDD September 1, 2017
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Cape Cod cunt cake

An affluent person on CapeCod, being a typical douche bag.
Hey you Cape Cod cunt cake, back your god damn grocery cart up and get the fuck out of my way.
by Yeti guy November 25, 2017
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stupid ass cunt

A dumb ass person that annoys you with every last drop of annoyance they have and they need to shut the fuck up
by SmartAss25826 January 11, 2018
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chin the cunt

Chin the cunt is a British slag term meaning that you will punch the upmost shit out of someone
David is a prick he better watch out before I chin the cunt
by Your local big man February 28, 2020
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Stanley is a cunt

Stanley is a fat neek and a divout christian fuck and think he is god-like compared to anyone with a different opinion and is the best at making a good boy facede so everyone likes him fuck you stan fuck. you.
stanley is a cunt also a bitch
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Venn's Cunt

The overlap, or intersection of two circles in a Venn Diagram

(Doe, L. "A New Definition Of Cunt", Sexplanations, Youtube, 25/12/2020)
We couldn't decide where to go for dinner so we both wrote down options, and chose one that was in our Venn's cunt.

As a couple our cunt is so full, we have so much in common!
by The_Sandwich_Maker January 25, 2021
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Hose the cunt

A versatile expression, "hose the cunt" is used in three different ways:

1. As an expression of contempt for a third party not present;
2. As a general rallying cry;
3. As a euphemism for cunnilingus.

Etymology:

Based on a method used by Victorian-era doctors of masturbating "hysterical" women called the water cure, a.k.a. the pelvic douche.

To quote Vice magazine:
"Instead of revving up the vibrators, doctors began aiming fire hoses at fire crotches. Pelvic douches, which aimed a jet of water at the inner thighs, were installed in mineral baths all over Europe and America in the mid-1800's. Women loved them and flocked to the spa towns where such a cure was provided. R.J. Lane, who wrote about his experiences at a spa in England, said men were somewhat fearful of the pelvic douche, but women were "frequently known, on coming out of the douche, to declare that they feel as much elation and buoyancy of spirits, as if they had been drinking champagne."" (Source: "Doctors Created Vibrators After Growing Tired of Masturbating Hysterical Women" by Bethy Squires in Vice)
1. "Don't let your boss' overbearing nature get you down. Hose the cunt!"
2. "Get in, loser; we're gonna hose the cunt!"
3. "I've hosed a few cunts in my day."
by groundfound April 22, 2021
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