crystal daddy

Crystal Daddy is when a girl puts her legs behind her head and you hold her hands while you are doing intercourse.

Oh Caleb, you are my Crystal Daddy after putting me in that filthy position.

by Kickasskaleb February 17, 2017

Crystal

A sweet and loving girl who always talks and makes jokes and is just a goofy person. She is always there for you and gives you the best advice. She can always make you laugh and is just a beautiful person

Justin Bieber: Damn that girl smokin’

Ella: Yeah she’s definitely a Crystal

by marieella January 20, 2020

Crystal

Crystal is the name of a mom you fear. She most likely runs some sort of PTA, and is on the local school board. Most of all, if you are her child, you must obey her needs.

Logan could not satisfy Crystal. That means Logan gets sent to the basement boiler room.

by LTown122 January 21, 2020

bulger's crystals

when your balls are bulging out of your pants.
a play on words with 'folger's crystals'

dude's got some serious bulger's crystals goin on!

by gd December 31, 2004

Nasty Dark Crystal

is a woman who has graduated beyond the white trash phase and metamorphed into a greasy, puss-filled piece of anal cheeze. She has multiple lovers mainly including animals such as dogs, rats, and gerbils. She has low self-esteem and gets her jolly's from crappin' her panties and smelling her fingers. You can find her beggin' for change under the Atlantic City boardwalk and performing sexual favors for a vile of crack.

Yo bro, you bang that chick and your dick is not only going to fall off....but it will create a secondary demon head full of warts when you touch that Nasty Dark Crystal!!!

by Captain Jack-Mehoff July 28, 2010

Crystal

Strong willed, logical and wise. You can't make her jealous, she's aprivate person, so you wont see much of social sites, if you have the fortune of falling in love with a crystal, your life will be forever fulfilled, considered very sexy by males, men who date her are extremely lucky and grateful, if they let her go they'll regret it forever, she also has a vivid imagination and is brilliant with kids. Friends of friends want to be her friend because of her outgoing nature. A great person to have meaningful conversations with, and always great to be around, she'll keep your secrets even when she hates you. She'll only reveal information shared when a snake posed as a friend intends to harm crystal's friend. Crystal can take criticism very well and is a beast in the bed. If you lose a crystal you’ll miss her for a life time she is indeed a valuable and precious stone. Everybody wants crystal!

crys•tal
Pronounced kris-tl Show IPA noun, adjective, verb, crys•taled, crys•tal•ing or ( especially British ) crys•talled, crys•tal•ling.
noun
1. a clear, transparent mineral or glass resembling ice.
2. the transparent form of crystallized quartz.
3. Chemistry, Mineralogy . a solid body having a characteristic internal structure and enclosed by symmetrically arranged plane surfaces, intersecting at definite and characteristic angles.
4. anything made of or resembling such a substance.
5. a single grain or mass of a crystalline substance.

Crystal plays her self down so everyone else can pretend to shine!

by rarebeautyagainagainagain July 5, 2012

Crystyle

If you havent heard of her you will soon one of the hottest female rappers to grace the music industry. Not like your average female rapper she is known for her skills. Her stage presence is emaculent and like no other. Crystyle is an inspiration to many and surely one of the best kept secrets in Texas. Although she is mixed her southern style will intoxicate you. She is a solo artist although she works with a partner in crime TeQuilla another female rapper the two together makes an unstoppable force.

Crystyle & TeQuilla are two of the hottest thangs smokin in Texas.

Crystyle has a great personality.

I love to here Crystyle's music she is so hot!

by LadiBug August 21, 2006