Apocalyptic crush
When a person won't crush on you unless there is an apocalypse and no one is left in the world except you.
Apocalyptic crush by Maplesyrup5384 January 24, 2021
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stranger crush
n. a crush on someone you see all the time, but do not actually know personally. Their name may be known, but they are usually refer to by some sort of nickname. Also see, nanocrush
1. I have a total stranger crush on the chick that works at the record store.
2. I saw "Orange Ipod boy" on the bus again today. God I have such a stranger crush on him!
2. I saw "Orange Ipod boy" on the bus again today. God I have such a stranger crush on him!
stranger crush by a_wrighter March 24, 2009
Grandpa Crush
Grandpa Crush by Catbasket August 11, 2010
Internet Crush
An Internet Crush is a crush that you have developed over the internet. You most likely have not seen this person in real life an have just chatted with them. Some places that people could develop an Internet Crush is Online games, Blogs,Forums, Chatrooms, ETC.
Internet Crush by CharmanderIsFire April 7, 2015
ex crush
Someone who you used to have a crush on and is currently:
a) a friend
b) a person you never even talk to
c) a jerk
d) a completely immature person
a) a friend
b) a person you never even talk to
c) a jerk
d) a completely immature person
a) You: Hey there!
ex crush: 'Sup?
b) Friend: You know Aaron?
You: Aaron who...oh, right, that guy!
c) Friend: Did you hear Ben shoved Chris yesterday?
You: That son of a bitch!
d) Friend: Danny left home last week because his mom wouldn't give him a car.
You: *rolls eyes*
ex crush: 'Sup?
b) Friend: You know Aaron?
You: Aaron who...oh, right, that guy!
c) Friend: Did you hear Ben shoved Chris yesterday?
You: That son of a bitch!
d) Friend: Danny left home last week because his mom wouldn't give him a car.
You: *rolls eyes*
ex crush by honestasacandor April 17, 2014
Candy Crush
An addictive Bejeweled knock-off featuring various candies that was originally released in 2011, blazing the trail for freemium games and mindless time-killing apps. The game is currently only played by Candy Crush addicts; it fell from relevancy in mid-2013.
"Does anyone even play that weird candy crushing game anymore?" - Kevin
"I love Candy Crush! I actually find it kind of intellectually stimulating!" - Hannah,a Candy Crush Addict age 22, currently on level 1268
"I love Candy Crush! I actually find it kind of intellectually stimulating!" - Hannah,a Candy Crush Addict age 22, currently on level 1268
Candy Crush by yokv12 January 31, 2016
Cap'n Crush
The delicious combination of Captain Morgan and Orange Crush originated by Easycore singer Tyler White in the suburbs of Detroit, Michigan. Tastes like a creamsicle. The addition of Orange Crush lowers the bite of the rum and enhances the taste all together. Usually consumed in a water bottle, when half a fifth of Captain Morgan's is left, or just chasing Captains with Crush.
Other flavors of Crush and even other kinds of Orange Soda can be used and still qualify as Cap'n Crush but nothing beats the original combination.
Eating a bowl of Cap'n Crunch during your intoxication off the drink is recommended.
Other flavors of Crush and even other kinds of Orange Soda can be used and still qualify as Cap'n Crush but nothing beats the original combination.
Eating a bowl of Cap'n Crunch during your intoxication off the drink is recommended.
Cap'n Crush by skramlife June 13, 2011