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carpet bombing

When one has diarrhea so bad that when they attempt to sit on a toilet, the pressure in the abdominal cavity builds, forcing excrement out of there anus earlier than they wish, leaving a trail of it high above they water level as they are sitting down. In extreme cases, the back of the toilet seat will also be affected.
Hell no... someone had just got done carpet bombing it! It was fucking disgusting; it was even on the back of the toilet seat!
by jacr666 January 3, 2011
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carpetmuncher

one who munches on many carpets and gets monkey burn on their left eyebrows.
Yo i herd Jorgan Buster is a fuckin cock sucking carpetmuncher!
by bran buster October 23, 2003
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carpet licker

“Carpet Licker”, an individual that performs anal sex on another individual, commonly referred to as a "RimJob"
'Can I lick your carpet Jake?’ asked Figgles.

"Carpet Licker"
by SamTheWiseOne September 11, 2007
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Carpet Burn

If one male or female were to continuously masturbate through out the entirity of the day. This resluting in a strong and very painful rash to form at the base of the penis and/or testicals. For a girl this rash will form usually inside the vaginal canal, sometimes worse cases spread to thighs, wounds will leak puss and need to be drained daily. This is also known as "a bad bee sting".
1. I can't come to work today I have a bad bee sting.

2. Gold bond wont fix this carpet burn.
by Standford August 14, 2006
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Carpet Ninja

Ninjas that hide in carpets, only slightly less prolific than other household pests, but way more deadly.
Always routinely check your carpets for carpet ninjas.
by Abe Froman, Sausage King September 16, 2010
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magic carpet ride

the magic carpet is so slow i think i will get hungry before i reach the top
by fanatacist February 12, 2004
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Carpet Biscuits

A narrow excretion left on ones carpet
Yo Homeboy left me carpet biscuits this mornning.
by Jnailsrelly August 2, 2008
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