christmas tree

when a girl is giving you head you push her head against your dick til she throws up, punch her in the nose, and blow a load on her face. hence the snow covered christmas tree

dude i pulled the christmas tree on my girl last night, she got pissed.

by nickchandler February 25, 2009

christmas sheets

when you finger or fuck a girl till she bleeds...all over yo green sheets

that girl gave me the christmas sheets sheets last nite

by dunnoman March 12, 2008

christmas cheer

the wreaths that people who live in dorms put on their door to make the place seem "more christmassy"

"wtf, i woke up and room 327's christmas cheer was in my bed. i must have been so drunk when i came home last night."

by magggggie January 7, 2008

Christmas Morning

That special time in a young man's life when its 7 o'clock in the morning on December 25th, and out of excitement he runs down the stairs at full speed, not expecting a sudden pain as his newly fallen balls flap against his thigh. This right of passage makes you think twice about running down the stairs next year.

Guys, i'm only 10 but this year was my Christmas Morning!

by DiabloRain November 8, 2010

christmas tree

when you take a cone shaped concoction, usually resembling a miniature christmas tree, to clean out your butthole.

Dude: Oh man, I just took a thick ass shit!
Dude#2: Did you christmas tree last night?

by stoopidface21 January 3, 2008

Christmas dendrology

An art of decorating one's house, garden or surroundings with Christmas trees in an elegant and fascinating manner

Since Christmas is just around the corner, Christmas dendrology will come in handy.

by uttam maharjan December 24, 2009

Christmas offense

A few words, said on Christmas Day, that depict sacrilegious reference to Christmas.

Big guy: "Why are you celebrating Christmas as Jesus's birthday?"
Little guy: "Don't give me that Christmas offense, that's what Christmas is for!"

by Seshie January 11, 2009