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chill your boner

1. expression used to address males (althought it can be used on both sexes) instructing individual to calm down, relax, get control of yourself

abreviations C your B

2. opposite of dry your vagina, the expression used to address females (or insult males)
Guy 1 - "OMG! I can't believe this! This is crazy!"
Guy 2 - "Chill your boner, its gonna be ok"
by CMD823 March 3, 2008
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Boner Suds

After getting a blowjob, when the male or female gives you a handjob and the saliva starts to get bubles on your boner.
Damn look at those Boner Suds
by rikichiki April 11, 2009
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bonerboning

when something happens that instantly takes away a boner.
yo i got longshotted with a throwing knife in cod yesterday and i was doin nice too. it was so bonerboning.
by JB177 March 25, 2010
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Bonerappetitties

A restaurant created in order to serve men off all ages ( or ladies if you are into it) the finest cuisine in a stimulating manner. All waitresses and employees must be attractive women who are only allowed to wear pure lingerie as a uniform. Shows are put on nightly and tipping is not mandatory, but I promise you'll want to.
Dude! Lets go to Bonerappetitties, I havn't gotten any for a while.
by Incuboy09 May 5, 2010
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boner breaker

1. An action or event that totally kills your boner.
2. Also used as an adjective in the place of a word like grenade.
1. John: Did you bone Carrie last night?
Jack: No dude! Her mom walked in and it was a total boner breaker!

1. James: FML! The Netherlands lost the World Cup!
Jason: Total boner breaker!

2. John: Hey, Allie is lookin' pretty cute dude.
Jack: No way bro! Allie is a total boner breaker! You must be drunk dude.
by Martin Stekelenberg January 24, 2011
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Boner Tears

Tears of joy caused by booty or boobs that lead to a boner
"Bruh why you cryin?"
"Boner tears man"
"boner tears? Mah nigga"
by legitmidget03 December 1, 2014
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boner protector

A pinny-like garment that restricts the protrusion of an erect phallus from interfering with other peoples day to day business.
I'm working with too many lush girls, I need a boner protector.
by DJ SH TA January 15, 2015
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