blanket confusion

The confusion one feels when trying to decide whether to keep his or her blankets on or off. Typically experienced during the winter and summer seasons.

John: "Last night was awful man. I had the worst blanket confusion ever."
Jeff: "Sucks to suck!"

by gtg01 May 12, 2012

Blanket Derping

To derp indiscriminately. To derp without control.

Have you seen my derp face? I was blanket derping in English class.

by FedoraWithFeathers May 27, 2012

blanket fin

A fold or bit of blanket forming a "fin" shape

Snuggle Partner #1 "Is that shark in our bed?!"

Snuggle Partner #2 "No, it's just a blanket fin."

Snuggle Partner #1 "Wheww! Close one..."

by lil-nugget February 5, 2013

Blonked

Blinking rapidly during intercourse

Simran: well we were having sex and I just started blonking, it was terrible
Emily: shit you blonked girl

by Nipple man August 21, 2013

Blanket Narnia

The place in your bed or blankets where you lose things and don't find them for hours, days, or even weeks.
This can also apply to couches.

"Dude, can I borrow your phone? Mine's dead."
"Sorry, I lost my phone in Blanket Narnia a few days ago."

by Lucario2020 November 26, 2014

blanket children

When a dude dumps a load of cum in his blanket post jerk off

Dude I've had so many blanket children it's not even funny

by Handledeeznutz November 2, 2015

blanket lump

A questionable lump under the blanket.

Girlfriend: "Whats that under the blanket?"

Boyfriend: "Um... just a blanket lump."

Girlfriend: "Ok then..."

by QuestionablyLumpy January 29, 2016