beatie

Music that is overly concerned with beats per minute or has more of an emphasis on the beat than it has a right to.

We have the track from the IV cd, but do you know if there is an acoustic version; as I think we'd like that better since it's not so "beatie".

by Rex Lavender December 27, 2008

Beached whale

When a large fat woman goes so long without sex that she'd physically dried up.
Like a beached whale!

"Dude, your moms a total beached whale"
"She gets more than you know.."
"From who?!?!"
"You don't want to know.."

by GAVIN ELMO January 13, 2009

Bearheart

A horny mormon sorcerer who manipulates women to fight imaginary astral battles against enemies he makes up.

Bearheart will save us!

by GOODS March 25, 2013

Beached

When You Are Really Stoned, Past Being
Baked

guy1 "man i just had sooooo many cones..im so beached right now"
guy2 "dude me too, pass the chips"

by ParasiticVampyric March 3, 2009

wife-beater day

A day where, as a man, you don't plan on leaving the house, so you resort to wearing a wife beater.

"I've got final exams tomorrow, so it looks like today will be another wife-beater day."

by includeme December 4, 2011

Beatle Fro

A Beatle Fro is a style of hair-cut known to be popular with musicians. It is defined as being big and fro-like, but cut almost like a long buzz-cut. It has also been known to give the wearer of this hair-style Super-powers. These Super-Powers, however last only as long as the hair does.

A failed attempt at this hair-style is referred to as a Wanna-be Beatle Fro

Most commonly known for being sported by Joe Trohman (a member of the band Fall Out Boy)

When Aiden came out of the barbers, he realized that he had Super-Powers on account of his Beatle Fro.

by ThrMusicOrTheMisery August 30, 2008

Beached whale

a young man, who is short, fat, ugly, had black curly hair, resembles a whale but is human, tends to lay on the beach as if he is washed up on shore and responds to the name ZG.

wow, did you see beached whale today?
No. but his mom june was looking pretty fine.

by ad991223 November 17, 2009