bathing rhino

A turd so massive that it protrudes beyond the surface of the toilet bowl's water line, usually with a smooth, horn-like taper

When Olga lifted the lid of the toilet lid she was unpleasantly surprised by the majestic bathing rhino staring back at her.

by S. Joslin October 23, 2008

booty bath

when a Brett is out of toilet paper, it jumps off the can and into the shower, to quickly rinse its butt.

we where out of shit paper so i took a booty bath

by kciD giB October 18, 2010

Mustard Bath

The act of mixing fecal matter and urine together and smearing it all over one's body.

Hey Weston, we took the next step last night. I finally talked Matt in to letting me give him a mustard bath last night. It was so romantic.

by MkTweets January 11, 2014

Point and Bath

A sex game also known as "Just the Tip", also usually a lie.

If a dude wanted to get it on with a lady, but she wasn't really ready so he says, "Just a little point and bath", to which she agrees and then after a bit of that a lot more happens.

by The Warped One October 30, 2008

Tennessee bird bath

Bird baths in the state of Tennessee

Wow birds really like taking baths in Jill's Tennessee bird bath

by TheGreatestCouncil February 14, 2017

Belle delphine bath water

thot juice, what has the world come to

"i am about to buy Belle Delphine bath water for $250.00 to drink".

by yeet man 4690000 July 24, 2019

Eating naughty pork pies in the bath

Bath time botty action with processed meat in the bath

The fetish of inserting processed meat into the rectum, whilst having a bath. E.g. Pepperoni, pork pies, a savaloi or a sausage roll.

"Yeah, I'd definitely say I'm kinky but not OVERLY so. I'm up for eating naughty pork pies in the bath every now and again, but nothing too crazy!"

by Mr. Retsbol March 31, 2021