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Lonely birthday

On your birthday you put numbered candles in your dad’s asshole and light them. As your dad’s moaning from the hot wax dripping into his asshole you fuck your mom. When your about to cum you ejaculate all over the candles in your dads ass giving him instant relief and a great orgasm.
Hey dad can we do a lonely birthday tonight I’m feeling down.
by Silly skank January 13, 2023
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Camille’s Birthday

“Hey it’s Camille’s Birthday today!”
“Wasn’t that yesterday?”
“Yeah she has them all the time.”
by wilththril June 18, 2020
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My Best Friend's Birthday

The unfinished black and white first film of Quentin Tarantino. Half destroyed in a fire, it never got a general release, however you can get bootlegged copies of the remaining 34 minutes from places like eBay.
"I well wanna see My Best Friend's Birthday!"
"Oh, I've seen that!"
"You sure?"
"Yeah!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, with Julia Roberts right?"
"No, that's My Best Friend's Wedding."
"Oh."
by Olsen Pickett January 22, 2005
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Platinum Birthday

When the day, month, and year of your birthday match.
Today is my Platinum Birthday - 08-08-08!
by stodan82 October 3, 2008
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nedlog birthday

"nedlog" golden backwards nedlog birthdays are birthdays with your golden birthday number switched around. nedlog birthdays are mostly for people who were to young to enjoy their golden birthday.
i don't really remember my golden birthday since i was born on the 2nd but this year i turn 20 so im having an awesome nedlog birthday party.
by NRHsteezy March 4, 2008
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absolute birthday

when something is just so amazingly hooby groovy
you're out and about drinking some san gria when suddenly this total guapa/guapo comes up dancin in yo face and you're all like 'omfg this is an ABSOLUTE BIRTHDAY'
by Judith merryweather-trot March 11, 2008
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Facebook Birthday Bombing

When you wish Happy Birthday to someone by copying what someone else (who you don't know) has posted on your friends wall. Ideally, this will be some inside joke that you know nothing about, be slightly personal and a little bit weird.
Facebook Birthday Bombing is doing this to a girl/boy you kind of know, don't really know what she's up to and don't intend to see anytime soon...

"Happy Birthday Babes!!! WONDERFUL to see you last week, hopefully this weekend at Ollie's will be megabants!!! xoxoxoxox P.s. Ibiza 2k8. Always remember it!!"
by The Banter Bus October 31, 2011
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