glass bottom boat

Have sex with some "PERSON" and wait till they they fall asleep. "when they are asleep" wrap their face with seran wrap, poke a hole so they can breath, and take a crap on their face. They wake up and see Brown (or green pending on 'doers' diet) crap on thier face

Shut up hoe before i glass bottom boat that purty face of yours.

by WholovesdaMonkey May 13, 2005

bald man in a boat

1. Vagina. slang, from a birds eye view.
2. or a bald man...in a boat

1. She's got a nice bald man in a boat!
2. hey look, for some strange reason there's a bald man in a boat sailing down the river!

by Fra Markham January 20, 2004

Bloats my goat.

Something that annoys you or turns you off.

Antonym: Float your boat

That really bloats my goat. - Said when annoyed about a specific thing.

Whatever bloats your goat. - (Antonym to whatever floats your boat.) - Said when you don't agree with someones peculiar or unusual opinion on a turn off, but you respect their right to be turned off.

by eviljoy January 13, 2010

Boat-Is

Boat-Is is a very cool norwegian ice cream which is very popular on the norwegian internet. It first appeared on a norwegian internet page www.artige.no and has since become a big thing in Norway.

Boat-Is is a cold vanilla ice cream formed as a boat with stiff waffles and strawberry flavor on the top. On the top it has a delightful chocolate layer.

by Fridakinderegg December 28, 2011

boat nectar

Fucking some part of a boat.

When Jimmy went on that cruise he didn't tell me he was planning on getting that sweet oilily boat nectar.

by BOATluver69 November 19, 2016

mudder boat

The action of motorboating between the buttcheeks.

I motorboated her boobs last night. Oh yeah! Well I did a mudder boat in her ass!

by The J-Radman July 24, 2007

Motor Boat

To place one's face between another's breasts while moving one's head in a side-to-side motion.

Timmy motor boated his girlfriend and she dumped him.

by Jeffer,Lesis,Owlie,Beanna,Ice June 20, 2010