Apple'd

When you shove an apple up Someones Rear passage.

Like Pierce and Jade.

Pierce : Hold still

Jade : it Hurts

Pierce : You just got Apple'd

by DangerMouse'd October 19, 2009

applecest

Incestous shippings (made usually by bronies or "cloppers") involving ponies from the Apple Family from My little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Examples of applecest:

Big Mac x Applejack

Braeburn x Applejack

Braeburn x Big Mac

by yourFACE July 22, 2012

shine your apple

To Masturbate, or have oral sex

1.wow, she just shined his apple
2.Mark is shining his apple
3.My god do you always have to shine your apple

by BlackniteZ April 5, 2007

apple

A quazi-craze in the baby name game apparently started by Gweneth Paltrow's agent.

Have they named the baby yet?

Yeah, the went all hollywood and the poor kid's gonna be called Apple.

Idiots!

by freestyle princess December 9, 2004

Apple Computers

Made by a dumbass to be used by a dumbass

Opposite of PC which is made by a Nerd With No Life to be used by a Nerd With No Life

Apple Computers User: uhhhh... how do I open this file?

PC User: Time to download porn...

by The dude who tries to use neither May 29, 2008

backwards apple

The most offensive thing you could possibly describe as a sexual act. I won't even go into it.

Last night Steve gave Brenda the old backwards apple.

by Henry January 2, 2005

apple bottoms

buttox of a woman that resemble the sexual image of a beautiful tropical apple.

i wanna hit dat bitch from the apple bottoms. damm!!

by Samuel the shigadeidei December 28, 2005