Face Head

A person who hogs the camera and contorts themselves into all kinds of positions just to be the center of the camera's attention through an entire video shooting, even at the expense of others in the film by the face-head trying to shut them out and take all of the attention on himself. A face-head can also be any celebrity that feels the need to express their unsolicited opinion on every matter under the sun without anybody ever asking for it. A face-head just feels the need to weigh in their opinion on every matter because they think that their celebrity status actually makes their opinions important when nobody really gives a damn. A face-head can also be synonymous with an attention whore.

"Have you ever seen the music video for the song 'I Alone' by the band called Live? That lead singer dude is a flaming royal face head! He doesn't want the camera to focus anywhere off of his melon for a split second. He's got the other band members fighting his gourd for any attention at all! Yeah. I alone have that hairdo anyway."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 7, 2023

mid-faced

drunk, not sober, shit faced

mid-faced downtown on the floor

by s dog January 21, 2008

Face

Face means something that you touch, let's say you wash your face this morning. Your eyes, nose and mouth are stored on your face!

Here's an example: Wash your face! It's dirty.

by Annie Marie21331 November 11, 2020

Eyes without a face

“youre eyes without a face” means to be a liar, tricking someone into wasting time on you while you’re a just a liar. Eyes without a face.

she looked at me in a way, she loved me

she’s just eyes without a face. don’t fall for it

by facewithouteyes March 7, 2024

sauce-faced sadist

A poor or incompetent sadist; an embarrassing excuse for a sadist. Expression said to have come from the Mary Gaitskill story "A Romantic Weekend" in which a self-described sadist gets pizza sauce on himself while trying to be menacing.

Carla Ciccone's expose paints Jian Ghomeshi as a sauce-faced sadist.

by elektrax October 27, 2014

Beat her face

She got face fu**ed

Bro I’m tryna beat her face

by Beat her face February 14, 2022

Houdini Face

Where a feller's bangin' a lass from behind, he shaves his pubes. Then, when he's about to cum, he pulls out, spits on the lass' back, cums in her face, then sticks his pubs in the cum that's (hopefully) hit her top lip.

Nahh, she probably just got Houdini faced.

by colon explorer September 23, 2010