National Get A Lover Day !

August 6th National Get A Lover Day !

Jenny: Hey Kevin ! Kevin : Hey Jenny Wanna Be My Lover ? Jenny : Ofc Kevin ! Happy National Get A Lover Day !

by bhajs August 6, 2021

national pulse#0331 day

the day where u celebrate the sexy pulse#0331 for being the best discordian known to man

Hey you know today’s national pulse#0331 day?

by cartizzle August 6, 2021

National Slap ass Friday

Have the right to slap or grab anyone's ass on fridays, it could be anyone, especially your therapist

"did you know it was National Slap ass Friday?"
"I know! do you know that hot cashier at the 7 eleven near my house.. I grabbed her ass, and holy it was nice"

by sleepy joebiden August 6, 2021

National cousins day

<3 a day to love ur cousin and apple them and spend time with them

<3 I love my cousin and today imma spend time with her on national cousins day

by miyah🙄<3 August 7, 2021

National Annoy Squidward Day

February 15th… SpongeBob people assemble.

“Oh! It’s National Annoy Squidward day!”

by MangoLen February 15, 2022

Crab-Nation

A leased nation consisting of gun wielding crabs. They are mostly harmless but some may have a super aggressive personality when it comes to competing in WWE as track stars. Don't get too attached as they have a painful bite that in some rare cases can give you blue balls! However if you do succeed in "taming" them, you shall be rewarded with karma, and we all know their karma is a substitute for BDSM.

Crab-nation is much better than the UK, just look them up they gun wield and compete in WWE!!

by Eddie#2753 February 16, 2022

National make Bella angry day

On this very day, make every person named Bella fill with rage. Say every little thing that you think of that would make them mad. Do it for Jesus.

We should definitely make Bella angry today.
Say something that makes her mad.

National make Bella angry day- a day where we piss off everything Bella there is.

by Shlemi February 16, 2022