Twitter

Social network domained mainly by the so called beliebers since every day there's a trending topic related to Justin Bieber. It is also a way for many people to enlarge their egos by the number of followers they have and how is bigger to the number of people they follow making them believe they're important.

Person 1: I have 65 followers in Twitter and I follow 100 people.
Person 2: I have 768 followers and I follow 76 people. I guess I'm a celebrity.

by Batmanfan1 January 5, 2012

Twitter Block

Something that occurs when you are about to tweet. You look at the question "What are you doing?" and realize that the answer is truly nothing. And just before you type something insanely ridonkulous, Twitter Block makes you leave the computer or hit a toolbar key.

Fred: What are you doing?

Steve: I'm just staring at the screen. I want to twitter something but I've got nothing.

Fred: You've got Twitter Block, man. Just forget about it.

by greatlakestony May 13, 2009

tittery

to engage in acts of foolishness that may reflect negatively on ones sexuality.

i refuse to engage in such tittery

by karim October 21, 2004

Twisted

The sensation one feels after inducing some form of crystal methamphetamine (speed).

Looking to play, PNP, as in party-n-play, and get twisted.

by Waikikisunset April 25, 2011

sick twisted fuck

A cheap, anal retentive moron who runs a mid-sized company. Insinuates himself into every little thing. Refuses to spend money to improve the firm but complains that things don't get done. Masturbates to the junk mail he gets. Also sick twisted disturbed fuck.

Daisy Mae: Do we have any diskettes?

Zeke: We used to. I was told by management we weren't using what we had so I couldn't get my order for more approved.

Daisy Mae: What a sick twisted fuck.

by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006

cap twisted

To get drunk. Furthermore, the amount of drunk you presently are can be represented by how much your cap is twisted. This is done by starting in the natural position and slowing rotating your hat clockwise to the degree of intoxication.

"Yo, I got my cap twisted last night!"

"Look at Rob, his cap is almost fully twisted."

by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009

twister

Another word for 'Tornado' Meaning "a violent windstorm" which is the actual definition!

Wow, that twister must be atleast an f3

by Brian February 28, 2004