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Traffing

A sex act involving two homosexual males, a gallon of axle grease, and an electric leaf blower.
"Jim borrowed my leaf blower the other day. I just walked in on him traffing Sean. Gross."
by arglblarghl September 8, 2009
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traffuck

Quickie in the back seat (or alternately road head) specifically in the context of bumper-to-bumper traffic, and when there is nothing better to do while waiting for the bastards in front of you to move.
I was driving my girlfriend to work and we got stuck in rush hour. After an hour of not going anywhere on the 401, we figured a quick traffuck would pass the time
by TPratik February 21, 2011
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Air Traffic Control

A way of indirectly calling a person out on something. This is best done over the phone or on a person-to-person communication program, such as ventrilo or the default ones used in many online video games. The process generally begins with a static sound and followed by slightly masking your voice to purposely sound like you're talking through a cheap microphone.
Ksht - This is Air Traffic Control to Urban Dictionary, stop being so amazing, over.

Ksht - This is Air Traffic Control to Steven, quit being a faggot, over.

Ksht - This is Air Traffic Control to World of Warcraft, quit ruining my life, over.
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Truffle

A truffle is what you get when you girlfriend or sex partner takes a massive shit 1-5 days previous of the time of intercourse. Due to the sheer enormity of the shit she doesn't wipe at all or shit anytime after the huge poo.

When you engage is anal sex you penis breaks the hard layer of un-wiped poo and continues in to the soft poo inside her rectum.

A truffle is the second degree of the Poopie Log the only difference is that the Poopie Log only has the soft poo not the hard poo.

The truffle is called a truffle because its chocolate counter part consist of hard chocolate on the outside and soft on the inside.
Dude how was Jane last night is it true she gave you a Truffle

Yea... it is the horrible she told me i would only get a poopie log but instead i got a Truffle

AWWWWWWW
by STEEL ROSE WAR July 8, 2010
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Traffy

"I am a dirty ape," says Traffy.
by Traffy Desai November 13, 2003
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Truffling

Screwing a stuffy british man with a bowler hat.
"Been truffling again, Cindy?"
by General_Truffles March 10, 2003
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truffle hound

A sneak who appears at your toilet door without notice or invitation. Eg
Benny is here again. Fuck you truffle hound
by pinky and hugh October 10, 2008
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